Apr 29, 2014

#85

My favorite part about most first-person shooter games is watching the reload animations.

Apr 28, 2014

Apr 27, 2014

#83

I am honestly shocked this blog has gotten as many views as it has.

Apr 26, 2014

#82

Has anyone ever had an imaginary friend who had a major existential crisis because they didn't realize they were imaginary?

Apr 25, 2014

#81

Be excited in one week, but probably not for the reason you think, unless you know me personally.

Apr 22, 2014

#78

When I get into a sword fight with someone, they had damn well better use the stupid sword.  Kicking will not be tolerated.

Apr 21, 2014

#77

Corn Flakes cereal was invented to be bland.  You're not meant to enjoy them.

Apr 19, 2014

#75

When I drink, I'm happy and everything is great.  Cold weather is like negative drinking for me.

Apr 18, 2014

Apr 15, 2014

#71

The corner of my college's library looks like a giant space laser.  It's not, though.

Apr 14, 2014

#70

Mattel, what are you doing?  Boomco?  Really?  You're only now getting into dart blasters and "Boomco" is the best you can come up with?

Apr 12, 2014

#68

Damn you, exercise.  I'm being all healthy and responsible and this is what you give me?

Apr 9, 2014

#65

If you brought one of those cheap electric handheld fans and brought it into the International Space Station, could you use it to fly around?

Apr 8, 2014

#64

Could you produce man-made rain if everyone in the world boiled a pot of water outside?

Apr 6, 2014

#62

I think Guerdon Trueblood takes first place in the best name ever competition.  I believe he did compositing for movies like The Avengers and The Lord of the Rings.

Apr 4, 2014

#60

The Winter Soldier smacked Ultron and turned good.  No seriously, check it out.

Apr 2, 2014

#58

So, I do occasional action figure reviews on my friend Ethan's blog.  You should probably check it out here.