Dec 31, 2014

#331

Pharmaceutical ads always make the people in them look like crazy weirdos rather than making me sympathize with them.

Dec 30, 2014

#330

There's no such thing as rat poison or termite poison, it's all just regular poison.

Dec 27, 2014

#327

The best survival tools are always variations on the theme of something sharp.

Dec 26, 2014

Dec 25, 2014

Dec 24, 2014

#324

If Santa weren't magic, the speed at which he needs to travel to visit every house on Earth is fast enough that he would burst into flames from the friction with the air.

Dec 23, 2014

#323

I want future technology stuff for the most trivial uses.

Dec 22, 2014

Dec 21, 2014

#321

Winter only just started.  Up till now it's still been fall.  It's also Yule, so have a good one.

Dec 16, 2014

#316

What a stupid thing.  It's so dumb.  I should totally buy it.

Dec 12, 2014

#312

If you are not the intended recipient of the time and time of day today at noon to get to your site to get a lot about it in your own risk to a good day and the new year is going through some old one is not an option.

- Actual autotext from my phone

Dec 11, 2014

#311

Maybe a couple days to get a good idea of a sudden I think it should not use this information to you soon and get the chance.

- Actual autotext from my phone

Dec 10, 2014

#310

I am a little too late to the next day or two of the day.

- Actual autotext from my phone

Dec 9, 2014

#309

To get to your account to cover all is going through some stuff done in time of day to the top of a new car is in your own custom design is not an option in this article to you.

- Actual autotext from my phone

Dec 8, 2014

#308

The I think it should also check the details on this one of those days are good and evil in a new York times a year and the rest is a great time at all the other side effects of a sudden.

- Actual autotext from my phone

Dec 7, 2014

#307

Beep bop kill may be the sound of the Mandroid, but the sound of my android phone is way more stupid.

Dec 3, 2014

#303

I can't stretch my front.  Why can't I stretch my front?