Mar 27, 2015

#417

The national sport of Russia is bad driving and dashboard cameras are the official sponsor.

Mar 25, 2015

#415

Don't advertise this as your poke range and then tell me to get in it.

Mar 24, 2015

#414

Noodles & Company is basically a guaranteed accidental curly.

Mar 22, 2015

#412

"Big enough you could kill someone with it" is totally a legitimate measurement of size.

Mar 21, 2015

#411

If you kiss someone while they fart, it's like you're playing the human trumpet.

Mar 19, 2015

#409

I'm not a music person so I don't understand half of them, but music terminology has the coolest words.

Mar 18, 2015

#408

I wish this room had better carpet so I'd want to lay on it.

Mar 11, 2015

Mar 10, 2015

#400

I think it's no secret that I am pretty strongly introverted.  Even with people I am close to and spend a lot of time with, sometimes I will just need some time to myself to recharge.  That being said, I cannot stress how important these people are.  This blog may well be a look into the workings of my brain, but all machines need something else to make it go.  On my own, I can go for days without a single thought worthy of putting up on here, but when I'm around people, it's not uncommon to for me to come up with at least three good thoughts in a single evening.  Without them, this blog would probably not be the way it is now, if it even existed at all.

Mar 5, 2015

Mar 4, 2015

#394

I honestly thought the term was "tie raid," like if you robbed a Men's Warehouse.  You can understand my confusion.

Mar 3, 2015

Mar 1, 2015

#391

You guys having fun?  Well guess what.  Poo poo on you.