#543

Blaze it on the 20s.

#542

Earth is already a space ship when you think about it.

#541

...Or a rap.

#540

...Or a rap...

#539

Ethan is a seagull king and an asymptote.

#538

I got knives on my brain.

#537

Street Sharks takes place in Delaware.

#536

Beer launches a boxing glove at a brain all the time.

#535

Why does my phone know the word Verumpsalo?

#534

If no one has made an AMV of "Invisible Touch" by Genesis for Elfen Lied, the anime community has failed its duties.

#533

I don't get what everyone's issue with the Crossbolt is.

#532

Apparently only the Northern Hemisphere gets it.

#531

Jim: the other white meat.
     
      -Christian

#530

Legendary Jedi Nanabin Sherwalter.

#529

The only word to describe this amount of rain is gratuitous.

#528

Now we all have gold space men.

#527

I wouldn't invite Anita Sarkeesian to my birthday party.

#526

Mormons need bargains too.

#525

These are some heavy chips, bro.

#524

No one uses 2/8 time except for this guy.

#523

I couldn't care less about the Batman games but I do really like the design of the Arkham Knight character.

#522

I'm pretty sure you like knuckle-spine.

#521

Oh my god, you're back.  You're not allowed to do that again any time soon.

#520

It's eons of centuries old.

#519

3:00 am is the new midnight.

#518

I completely withdraw #200.

#517

These chips are so sweaty.

#516

I already sang the Captain America theme song last year so I can't do that again.

#515

Movies are just real-time spoilers for themselves.

#514

Ducks in whirlwinds, well known for backpedaling.

#513

The lesson for today is watch your head.