Aug 30, 2016

#939

Can he swing from a thread? He's got radio just like flies.

Aug 28, 2016

Aug 27, 2016

Aug 25, 2016

#934

A stick only becomes a switch when you hit someone's butt with it.

Aug 24, 2016

Aug 22, 2016

#931

"I forgot today was Maryland day."
"Is it?"
"No..."

-Cheyenne

Aug 21, 2016

Aug 20, 2016

#929

I don't think it's unreasonable to say that I'm a better driver than most cops.

Aug 19, 2016

Aug 18, 2016

#927

I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby.
I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby.
I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby,
And I keep hitting re-bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed.

Aug 14, 2016

Aug 10, 2016

#919

Oh darn, we're all out of rectified spirits and tinctures of cudbean.

Aug 9, 2016

Aug 7, 2016

Aug 6, 2016

Aug 5, 2016

#914

Goddamn it, I forgot about the other cool stuff I have to buy.

Aug 4, 2016

Aug 3, 2016

Aug 2, 2016

#911

"Now that I'm in a safe place, I'm gonna eat all this steak."
-Ethan