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Mar 24, 2017

#1145

Any Transformers movie can be summarized as "THERE'S ROBOTS OUT THERE.  DID YOU GUYS HEAR THERE'S ROBOTS?? But where'd they go, though?"

Mar 23, 2017

#1144

I'm simultaneously remembering why I played Skyrim and why I stopped.

Mar 22, 2017

#1143

You're telling me this whole hour-long show is entirely about home loans and mortgages?  And there's call-in guests?

Mar 20, 2017

#1141

Whatever it is, it's still probably just Baphomet.  Anything at all.

Mar 18, 2017

#1139

I'm pretty sure a combination of Space Jam and A Goofy Movie are responsible for my taste in music.

Mar 17, 2017

#1138

I love blueberry muffins with a passion that burns with the fire of maybe a dozen or so suns.

Mar 16, 2017

#1137

The evening has devolved into a series of Columbo impressions.

Mar 15, 2017

#1136

When the bar is lying on the floor, just make sure you don't stub your toe.

Mar 13, 2017

#1134

It's like a Metal Gear, but it's Godzilla with just a splash of Evangelion.  I want one.

Mar 10, 2017

#1131

I dislike rigging so much, I decided to do laundry instead.

Mar 9, 2017

#1130

I've been pronouncing "replenish" with a T for my entire life and it's kind of blowing my mind knowing that that's wrong.

Mar 7, 2017

#1128

Fruity Cheerios are like the parenthetical form of Froot Loops.

Mar 6, 2017

#1127

I hate how similar the words oral and aural are. That's like if the chin was renamed the nohz.

Mar 5, 2017

#1126

A Spanish radio station made me super hungry. I don't even know what they were saying.

Mar 4, 2017

#1125

Jason is getting a really raw deal, and it's because we say so.

Mar 3, 2017

#1124

Wouldn't it be a hell of a twist if, in Alien Covenant, the alien shows up like "SCREEEEEEEActually I just wanted to know if you guys had any available job openings.  Here's my résumé.  I just graduated from Jim's torso with a degree in Applied Two-Mouthedness."

Mar 2, 2017

#1123

I think I'm trying to like coleslaw but it isn't happening.