#1427

It’s a meteorological anonomy.

#1426

Are lunch pants just, like, a sensible sandwich and some soup?

#1425

It’s a really big group of spondylus.

#1424

Tesquito Max loves some chupalupas.

#1423

Go rinse off, Khrushchev.

#1422

I remember you, you Art Garfunkel lookalike little bastard.

#1421

And a Merry Dino-Shack to you.

#1420

You're telling me that C-3PO did a number on a jizz-box in the Wookie's Codpiece?

#1419

He's not a ghost, its just a forcetral projection.

#1418

I put a spectrum of gay ice cream on my d**k.

#1417

It's a perfectly logical step from Moira McTaggert to Hermes' wife from Futurama.

#1416

I always wait first, ask questions later.

#1415

It's not one of those things I heard I say.

#1414

Turns out it's not just Chloe, all middle schoolers are goblins.

#1413

Xylophagous.

#1412

Just freeze it and shoot it into the Sun, it's good as new.

#1411

Did you know Glen's head is made of Superman?

#1410

Is that an awl?!  Lemme see that awl.

#1409

I have no idea why a Florida-based Amazon/eBay seller +1ed my post about head-butting and punching on Google+, but ok.

#1408

Gods be praised, Jan is back at it, giving what for to those demons.

#1407

I'm not up to date on the current exchange rate from paperclips to grapes.

#1406

I call dibs on the name Baron Dipity.

#1405

You can write your name in fish.

#1404

Superman just has a really persistent half-chub.

#1403

I would totally watch a movie where the villain is just Skrillex.

#1402

Cyborg isn't great, but can we please get a Banksy 2099 movie?

#1401

You're a tall-ass Crisco ferret.

#1400

Why do blue lights come into focus closer than they are?

#1399

I thought you were gonna headbutt me so I wanted to punch you just in case.

#1398

Check out these damp uggs.

#1397

I was minding my own business in this healthcare metaphor when suddenly I was struck by a renegade bulldozer.