#300

I had a moment that made me feel like a slightly grown up person this weekend.  For those not in America, this past Thursday was Thanksgiving, with the traditional Christmas shopping day on the following Friday.  The thing that happened this year that I had never experienced before was a feeling of gloom and maybe a type of depression regarding shopping around this time.  The fact that stores were opening on Thursday in order to entice people to go shopping on a holiday was extremely disheartening to me.  It might have had something to do with how I was also miserably sick at the time, but the whole experience was fairly new to me since I'm typically a socially apathetic person.  Maybe I'll start having more of my own opinions about stuff like this.  Won't that be fun to hear about?

#299

Someone get that man a revolver.

#298

I'm really glad you don't like the chicken bits in Campbell's chicken noodle soup too.

#297

Dropbears.

#296

I don't know what it is but #176 still cracks me up super hard.

#295

Do you ever start singing something and just replace random words with expletives, even to the point where it makes no sense at all?

#294

Dweebenheimer.

#293

"That s**t's actionable."

      -Ethan

#292

I would totally wear sabatons and greaves as normal everyday shoes.

#291

Why is it that the term "bruin," in reference to bears, seems to only apply to sports teams?

#290

You can't fall down if there isn't a floor.

#289

I'll fight you.

#288

What should I name my phone?

#287

Check it out now.

#286

Right about now.

#285

Man, I hope this works.

#284

Just gave him a tap and he slithered on his way.

#283

Kevin Bacon, the legendary hero of Earth is also Balto.

#282

This guy is talking some weird meta stuff about drops in the ocean but then an ocean in the drop, or something.  I have no idea what he is talking about.

#281

Remember when that movie Immortals came out on the same day as Skyrim and no one went to go see it because Skyrim?  It wasn't a very good movie anyway.

#280

I just realized I missed my opportunity to make a witty post about something Guy Fawkes related.  Damn.

#279

Do you ever meet someone who is so happy all the time it just becomes infuriating?

#278

All of the ones that I got are had.

#277

*scrape scrape scrape*

#276

Very spiky lately.

#275

Owrange.

#274

Hwwhhhwat we gonna do about these goddamn American Yankee big sox, eh?

#273

Rosenbutts and Buttsenburg are dead.

#272

"There are no strings on me."

Hnnnnnnnnnngggg....

#271

Always be confirming and denying.