#390

I kinda want that person to show up and be a jerk so I can have justification for being a jerk back.

#389

Don't knock it till you've confirmed it's human.

#388

There's just pizza.

#387

It doesn't matter if it's original, it still sucks.

#386

These are some pretty pricey socks, bro.

#385

Smörgåstårta - Sandwich cake.

Why don't we have that here?

#384

If you're gonna push something, it has to be for SummerSlam.

#383

"Twinkle twinkle art is hard, I can't draw."

      - Jill

#382

Japan is Dr. Cox.

#381

I'm excited to have this many pockets.

#380

Thanks Zack.

#379

Puns are the devil's psalms.

#378

I swear, it's not drugs, we just get this way on our own.

#377

Is there a correlation between being a lefty and being a leftist?

#376

If any day is it, today is the day where I'm allowed to be gross.

#375

The farthest of the points.

#374

Oooh... Sour fail.

#373

I'm not better than you because I have money, I'm better than you because I have swords in my arms.

#372

And the Peter Gabriel just starts freaking out.

#371

What if we got rid of taxes and instead funded government and infrastructure with crowd funding, like Kickstarter or Indie Gogo?

#370

I'm quoting myself from right now constantly.

#369

Blue monkey poor king.

#368

Where does your blood go when you sleep?

#367

I got one question, man.  Tell me who's next.

#366

What if your bones went on strike?

#365

Man, what a thoughtful year.

#364

Depending who you ask, it can either be a groundhog or an old hag.  Either way, it's Imbolc.

#363

Let's mix it up and go backwards this time.