Apr 30, 2015

#451

Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's ULTRON.

Apr 29, 2015

#450

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for ULTRON?

Apr 28, 2015

#449

Like finding a needle in ULTRON.

Apr 27, 2015

#448

The bigger they are, the harder they ULTRON.

Apr 26, 2015

#447

Revenge is a dish best served ULTRON.

Apr 25, 2015

#446

Yogurt is just fruity pudding.

Apr 24, 2015

#445

Don't worry, it's just magnetic and made of titanium.

Apr 23, 2015

Apr 22, 2015

#443

I don't want to be weird to a taco.

Apr 21, 2015

#442

"Take me to church,
 I'm a dog on a cross with a pig in my hand"

-Christian

Apr 20, 2015

#441

I didn't realize the Avengers had sweatpants tech.

Apr 19, 2015

#440

Remember when Daredevil went "Nyeeehhhhhh..."?  Well he can back it up too.

Apr 18, 2015

#439

Now you can rock climb into orbit.

Apr 17, 2015

#438

I'm gonna clean up the vanilla streak.

Apr 16, 2015

#437

That was embarrassing, apparently I don't know how numbers.

Apr 15, 2015

#436

I'm a terrible influence on myself.

Apr 14, 2015

#435

Space things in space doing space stuff always look cool.

Apr 13, 2015

#434

We're like the Highlander.

Apr 12, 2015

#433

Half of looking like a strong guy is just having tight sleeves.

Apr 11, 2015

#432

Perhaps it's because I'm a cyborg.

Apr 10, 2015

#431

It's almost like you don't want to be restrained.

Apr 9, 2015

#430

Ohhh... That's actually way more clever than I gave it credit for.

Apr 8, 2015

#429

You're telling me this whole time it was just hot sauce and butter?

Apr 7, 2015

#428

Noses face down so we don't drown when it rains.

Apr 6, 2015

#427

Maybe I want to be a parfait.

Apr 5, 2015

#426

Wood is actually pretty good, I don't know why everyone assumes wood always sucks.

Apr 4, 2015

#425

Scott McNeil can't be that special.

Apr 3, 2015

#424

Like taking ammo from a baby.

Apr 2, 2015

#423

We're just over here, hammer dueling.

Apr 1, 2015

#422

"Sometimes I forget she has two eyes."
      -Jill