#482

I'm all for making big stretches in puns for the sake of a bad punchline, but this takes it to a whole new level.

#481

Don't skip the asparagus.

#480

It's just the sound of something spinning real fast.

#479

Fighter jets are basically the closest thing we have to functional jet packs.

#478

If it's cloudy, you're technically underwater.

#477

Apparently you can't dance in a 7-eleven.

#476

I just image searched "sandwiches "because I was hungry. Big surprise, it didn't really help.

#475

You're right, Tron Widow flows much better than Black Tron-ow.

#474

Do you ever notice how big legs are? Just legs in general, not any specific legs.

#473

Plane trip!

#472

To ra i su to ra i kaa.

#471

I cannot describe or explain how happy clouds make me.

#470

My car has no business being this bassy.

#469

What is this?  Bad mail service week?

#468

What the hell is a Jarknoid?

#467

Assemble Borg, more Assemble Borg now.

#466

I would make a poor bat.

#465

Short, dark, and flutist.

#464

Do the decide.

#463

You're not from around here because we schwa the whole thing.

#462

It's just horrible horrible ducks.

#461

Little stupid.

#460

Only old people smell like old people, nothing else smells like that.

#459

Just don't get hit with a hammer.

#458

If Captain America tells you he feels sick, don't get out of your car.

#457

Nothing bad happens around cinnamon buns.

#456

Have you seen the merch?

#455

My hand is an air boat.

#454

There's no speed limit in the sky.

#453

There's no "I" in ULTRON.

#452

Every cloud has a silver ULTRON.