#512

Surprised is pink lemonade.

#511

I totally missed 4,000.

#510

I am the storm bringer!

#509

It's beginning...

#508

Gotta go crunchy.

#507

One man's blade arms is another man's giant fighting fists.

#506

Snakes look like air quotes.

#505

If people had long enough legs, we could survive any fall.

#504

The success of the trip can be measured by the amount of screeching.

#503

It looks like we're trying to run a Doritos cartel.

#502

It's a glaughche.

#501

"Alright you busted monkey, come on."

      -Ethan

#500

I'm not a very expressive person when it comes to emotions, especially when it comes to TV, movies, games, etc.  That being said, the strongest reaction I've ever had was to the ending of Shadow of the Colossus. Without spoiling anything, it is such a sad, epic conclusion to a huge adventure which is unlike any other game I've ever seen. I cannot recommend it highly enough to anyone who has a chance to play it.

#499

I know what you're thinking out of
your mouth.

#498

It's only an animal if the name changes when you eat it.

#497

If science is so clever, why are washer and dryer machines still separate things?

#496

Ah, the refreshing taste of skittles and... milk...

#495

I'm actually having a crisis over cider.

#494

The land of low clouds.

#493

Doves sound like they're trying to be owls.

#492

Yay, trains.

#491

Don't think of it as falling, it's just gravity turning off.

#490

Why do these dinosaurs smell like pot?

#489

I don't care what you say, laughing is weird and I am not weird for thinking that.

#488

Try not to think about spiders in your hair.

#487

It's like a bus on wheels.

#486

Bollocking heck!

#485

They sure like the word "bespoke" here.

#484

It was funny the first few times but it quickly loses its charm after hearing "cockfosters" that often.

#483

Airplanes are the jocks of the human world.