#574

It's never too late to back down.

#573

You can make anything sound like a wrestling move if you call it "the [location] [verb]."

#572

It really sounds like they're saying "Qu'est qu'il fait dans Sailor Moon?"

#571

And Ukraine, like Randy Orton, just outta nowhere.

#570

Pre-selecting socks saves a lot of time.

#569

It's weird how stuff can be dry or wet and still be fine but only being slightly damp is a big problem.

#568

Spinning sick beats up dog yo homie with the jams.

#567

He's got all the time in the wuddelt.

#566

Why are they pushing skeleton motocross so hard?

#565

Dragonflies are quantifiably the coolest bugs ever.

#564

You suck, Carter.

#563

Now you're X like a Y, you XY.

#562

I don't understand why anyone wouldn't just buy family sized boxes of cereal.

#561

Someone get me a 3D printer, stat.

#560

Connect to the Wifi! Come ahhnnn! I'm right here, do eet!
      -Dutch from Predator at home

#559

Getting stabbed makes you super sleepy.

#558

Someone has lost a glow band.  Ethan has a glow band now.

#557

I'm just saying, they get along rrrrrrlly wlllllllll...

#556

I'm kinda sad people swear so much because it makes swearing less fun.

#555

Good lord, that's a lot of 5s.

#554

I ordered an ID so they had to check my mojito.

#553

Atlantis sunk because they gave the fish coffee.

#552

How high do you have to go for a can of soda to explode?

#551

I don't know why I'm thinking about space so much...

#550

A laser weapon in space wouldn't have a visible beam, you'd just point it at something and it'd start getting hot.

#549

I'm breaking my brain thinking about lasers in space.

#548

Since light can't escape a black hole, perhaps that's why to us, faster than light speed is only theoretical since achieving it would in theory allow us to escape our own reality.

#547

What if we're all already in a black hole in compressed space?

#546

How would you know if you were in a black hole?

#545

I just don't understand how none of you have heard of an Allosaurus.

#544

Go get yourself a Rival, you deserve it.