#604

Who the heck is Waspkeleton and where did they come from?

#603

Its not so much a convention as it is a toy store with a cover charge.

#602

Are you ever just compelled to do front flips?

#601

Magnets sound like dubstep when they do the magnetting. Confirmed.

#600

I hate experiencing horror in movies and games and whatnot because even after it's been turned off, I tend to internalize whatever made it so frightening and I carry that with me.  I don't mean spooky horror where something jumps out and yells boo.  I actually handle that pretty well.  What gets me are the more psychological takes on it that really get into your head.  If I am driving by myself at night, it is almost certain that at some point I will see the shadow of something along the side of the road and I will convince myself that it is something bad and end up seriously freaking myself out.  Even to this day, I refuse to approach or even look out of certain windows in my house when it's dark out.  I don't even remember what specifically put this fear into me but I've had it as long as I can recall.

#599

I guess I'm just in a power-metal kind of mood.

#598

I think I've gotten to the point where I can understand owning two iPads for just myself.

#597

I'm running out of these lately.

#596

I'm pretty sure at least a quarter of the standard British lexicon consists of nonsense words that they pass off as euphemisms and innuendos.

#595

There's no such thing as a pull force except for gravity and vacuums.

#594

It's like painting with a cat.

#593

If you almost hit me with your car, I'm going to do the John Cena hand face thing at you.

#592

I could not be less glued to my screen.

#591

I don't think I've ever been so disappointed to hear that everything is probably fine.

#590

Why are years only ever expressed as either 2 or 4 digits and never 3?

#589

Nothing you see will ever be as scary as what you thought you saw.

#588

I just want to take a nope.

#587

This is not a Yay moment.
      -Christian

#586

I haven't punched in a while.  My knuckles are getting hairy.

#585

Ukraine is really interested in the most random things.  First it's 3D printers and now Genesis (the band).

#584

...But I think I have to do this.

#583

...Or the look of the new Halo...

#582

...But I don't like Boomco...

#581

I like Halo...

#580

I'd vote for Jesse Ventura.

#579

Everyone get hyped for G.I.Joe: Rise of the Dawn of the Planet of the Tomb Raider 2: Reloaded Electric Boogaloo and Furious 7: The Backdown: A Wes Anderson Film.

#578

You probably just need more water.

#577

People often mistake timsical thoughts as having to come directly from Tim, however, they only need to evoke Tim in their nature.  Anyone is capable of thinking timsically.

#576

Apparently I'm just the best at jet lag.

#575

If you work hard and put your mind to it, there's no limit to what you can quit.