#665

Sure is a shame no one went shopping this weekend, what with the huge success of Amazon Prime Day back in summer.

#664

Ethan is just here to explain the zippers.

#663

Ok, yes, this kid has some sort of speech impediment or learning disability, but he is spouting some super misogynistic nonsense right now.

#662

Ankles are just like Photoshop.

#661

It's thanksgiving, I could have left today without a thought, but whatever, here you go.

#660

I got the fettufredo alccine.

#659

The Yoko Ono of an entire civilization.

#658

I don't understand it either but for some reason I think its goddamn hilarious.

#657

Pamp Brampus

#656

Bramp Pampus

#655

I never realized how many lines from Avenue Q songs can be used as legitimate notes while watching Star Trek.

#654

"I hate watching left stuff."

      -Jill

#653

Photoshop at least still works, ProCreate, on the other hand, has actually just given up completely.

#652

Error: Photoshop has given up.

#651

Dammit blogger, just do the thing right instead of not right at all.

#650

Magma, whatever.

#649

I mean, obviously any igneous rock is cold lava, but is obsidian still technically liquid lava?

#648

If glass is just a super slow liquid, does that mean that obsidian is just really cold lava?

#647

Whoops, I still can't numbers right.

#646

Ah, 4 years ago today, no one went to see Immortals.  Good choice, everyone.

#645

I had forgotten how horrible and grotesque the Rugrats look compared to most modern cartoons.

#644

Well, this is pretty far overdue...

#643

Sorry Russia, I'm spoken for.

#642

I'm not sure why I'm getting so much traffic from what looks like a Russian social/dating android app...

#641

Mountain Dew Game Fuel is made of Jarknoids.

#640

Euclidian geometry in video game level design is so last gen.

#639

I didn't even realize Halo 5 came out.  I knew they made a Mega Bloks figure of Mickey, though.  Shows where my interest in the franchise has gone.

#638

I know enough to complain properly but not enough to do anything about it myself.

#637

The Internet produces a lot of excess heat.

#636

I understand pedestrian right of way, but if you step out in front of me like an idiot, my car is still going to kill you.