#787

Elijah Wood is the Prius of money.

#786

Your nose is really two noses when you think about it.

#785

Mortal Kombat guy has a skirt made of face bones.

#784

You can use Google Docs 168.

#783

I got pre-confused over something I thought he was going to say but didn't.

#782

Sick burn from the Sun God, Ethan.  Ethan is a Sun God now.

#781

I gotta say, I don't exactly get the whole "furry" scene, but I'm just saying, I'm very ok with horns and/or antlers.

#780

I can evaporate water with my crotch.

#779

Losing my voice turns me into a 90s cartoon villain.

#778

Mystrious earth qaukes.

#777

Water is just really heavy air when you think about it.

#776

...Or Boo Chickadee.

#775

...Or Spooky Magpie...

#774

...Or Phobia Vulture...

#773

Everyone knows Scarecrow from Batman, but no one ever talks about Frighten Raven...

#772

Who the hell even makes trains?

#771

No, you're probably actually just folding time to see the future I guess.

#770

So what you're saying is that its a Revolver Oscillate?

#769

Remember that time Captain America had an argument with a piece of modern art over the phone?

#768

Rubber ears.

#767

Hand sanitizer isn't really a good substitute for anything.

#766

What is the point of funeral motor processions?

#765

Moto Riders: We need more dirt bike skeletons.

#764

I keep hearing "thong" by accident.

#763

Driving at night while it's snowing looks like jumping to light speed.

#762

Warm air blowing on my face makes me feel like I'm dying.

#761

NPR people get me super negative excited about giving them money.

#760

What's that? You say it snowed last night? Surely not, no.

#759

When you drink, it's like you're looking at you're own vision on a screen

#758

So basically M. Night Shyamalan is Bishop if Bishop was bad at his job.

#757

Buffy is a family show.