#817

Sometimes it feels good to feel sad.

#816

Seeing light in third person would explode your mind.

#815

It's the movie sequel to "Fireflipity."

#814

This secret art was perfected over many millennia, as evidenced by my sick beard.

#813

Behold my plank-waistedness.

#812

According to this fundamental Christian guy on the radio, the exchange rate for ephahs of grain is crazy good right now.

#811

Railroads are just nice to look at.

#810

Acadumbic.

#809

Space lasers of marriage.

#808

We've now passed 9,000.  That's all I'm saying.  I never watched DBZ.

#807

I've suddenly become aware of the shape of my own head.

#806

Marcel Legends.

#805

TL;DR - The sky is a cow.

#804

I feel like calling a woman you aren't related to "sister" is 1,000 times weirder than calling a guy "brother."

#803

Evil Tim has mutton chops

#802

Look, if there were really pretty pagan hymns, I'd be all over them, but it looks like Jesus has that market pretty well covered.

#801

Collapse the children.

#800

Since my last few hundred-posters were kinda serious, I've decided to take the time to tell you about something completely different.  One time while my cousin was visiting, she wanted to talk about the film Inglourious Basterds, however, the title itself was a bit of an issue as we didn't want to throw the word "bastard" around (regardless of its misspelling) while my little sisters were in earshot.  I began referring to the movie as simply "Inglourious B's."  While it did work as an effective censored shorthand, most simply found the mental image of a bunch of actual bees replacing the cast to be extremely funny.  Naturally, the joke evolved and we were left with a movie by Queenbee Tarantino about a band of bees going to kill Hornitler and his army of Waspzis, toting the catchphrase, "Send in the Bumble Jew."

#799

Your team deserves credit as well, Mr. Lightning Bolt.

#798

I should probably make some really sweet comment, but all I can think of is the random African Prime Minister guy from Metal Gear Rising going "Three years.  We've come so far in just three short years."

#797

It's not "zenith," its Z'neth.  Get it right.

#796

Turns out in was Gnatzman all along.

#795

Singing along to Def Leppard makes my chest hurt.

#794

Why do my favorite toys always also bring up car parts when I try to search for them online?

#793

Would Captain America even be allowed to play professional sports?

#792

From who?

#791

This means I need more St. Germain.

#790

I like the thing as a whole but I hate this part specifically.

#789

This song actually just starts with some guy going "Ah, you know, uhhhhhhh....."

#788

Made with pork, chicken and beef - BHA, BHT and citric acid added to help protect flavor.