#848

Iron kills stars.

#847

Why is breakfast the only meal that doesn't change its name if you eat the wrong food?

#846

Splish splash, splish splash.

#845

Without mini golf, Ocean City would die.

#844

False economy.

#843

I don't like openly hating someone,but at the same time, I'm proud of how I handled it.

#842

Wet and dry seasons are already a thing, but sticky seasons sound really weird.

#841

I still need to set up the fake camera to show off what I did.

#840

Operating at roughly 2000% the day of the month.

#839

Everything lags behind everything else.

#838

Spike chicken.

#837

You think sitting in the nosebleeds is bad, try sitting in the cranial hemorrhages.

#836

I feel like if I said I was the best at animation, that wouldn't be too far from the truth.

#835

Without looking it up, what would you guess a Saurophaganax is?  'Cuz it sounds metal as hell.

#834

I want to be greeted by a stiff breeze to the shins.

#833

You can really taste the crafted dark berry.

#832

I'm all in favor of funding dinosaurs.

#831

This song begins and ends with bursts of fire from the machine gun of synthesized happiness.

#830

I both really like and hate animating.

#829

My crap is not decor.

#828

Houses are just people storage.

#827

I call it shoot-bang-onomics.

#826

Great, now all I can think of is the Iron Man 3 Ben Kingsley Mandarin reciting "Spooky Scary Skeletons."

#825

If we were just a little dumber, we'd never need to sleep.

#824

I'm having a Diet Coke day.

#823

Stay away from Jesus if you're on Atkins.

#822

Rubber bands don't work like mirrors.

#821

I want to be warm, but this smells like pee.

#820

Face value doesn't exist anymore.

#819

After a lot of thinking, I have decided to willingly become 24.

#818

Mmm... viscous.