#878

I see getting dressed and ready for the day as load times for my life.

#877

I could eat a pot of chili right now like you wouldn't believe.

#876

Remember that time when Goofy was told his son's mild disruptive behavior in school would end up getting him executed?

#875

The Dark Side is butt stuff.

#874

Nintendoes what Segaoesn't.

#873

Shoot the tornado.

#872

Dammit, Kontik Jovem, get your herds of attractive foreigners out of the street.

#871

We're into the quintuple digits.

#870

I've fallen and I shan't get up.

#869

Big Thunder Mountain is just as much a roller coaster as Cheez Whiz is cheese.

#868

Stabability.

#867

Truly the most sinister Disney villain, Belle.

#866

Florida, the land of butts and boring highways.

#865

I put myself at risk for the sake of taking stuff from my siblings.

#864

If caves were higher up, they'd be brighter.

#863

Bagels are not biodegradable.

#862

I have a largely irrational contempt for crossing guards.

#861

Why don't we make more things out of bone?

#860

The sneeze awakened an appetite for knee.

#859

It's either a wizard river, a grimoire stone, or a hand author, or possibly all or none of them.

#858

Kamen Rider Wizard is simultaneously more and less than I expected and hoped.

#857

Mmm, tastes like mouse chicken.

#856

Spoons evolved into tongs.

#855

What part of "Shabadoobie touch to henshin" don't you understand?

#854

I keep thinking I'm seeing spiders.

#853

You know you messed up if you see me pointing at you from my car.

#852

Tim sum, it's like dim sum but with me.

#851

9, 8, 7, Legendary.

#850

I think I'm starting to get into R&B.

#849

Shiny rock sweat.