#909

If I want compliments on my t shirts, I'll just go to Target and buy something.

#908

This mobility vehicle is actively inhibiting my mobility.

#907

Those lights sound terrible.

#906

My shoulders are plenty refreshing.

#905

Jill, bag it.

#904

I choose to be more formal and call them William goats.

#903

Would anyone care for some pre-annihilated peanuts?

#902

It smells like absolute bog in here.

#901

The bed is my pants now.

#900

The last time I went on about a game I really like, it was in reference to the emotional experience playing Shadow of the Colossus.  Recently, however, I've kept coming back to Bloodborne, a game that, to this day, I have never even touched but seen through completion.  In contrast the the emotion that Shadow evokes, Bloodborne dives into more intellectual territory.  I personally find the concepts such as beasts and men and the (sometimes blurry) line between them, and madness from knowledge particularly intriguing and they work quite well establishing the tone throughout the entire game within a gothic horror setting.  The visual design work in the game also reinforces this unsettling tone with many creatures of such grotesque design that the viewer can't help but take time to try and make sense of what they are seeing.

#899

Pokémon Go: a haiku

Look, a Pikachu.

There's lamp posts and traffic. KLONK!

Eyes up, idiot.

#898

A nohh ow tuh duuwet

#897

Jill is having a churro life crisis.

#896

Ethan assimilates, I conquer.

#895

Sure, leave.

#894

Ba-boom! Yabba dabba doom! Whadda dumb stupid catch phrase, idiot.

#893

John Lennon has taken the black.

#892

Mr. Pibb is old money.

#891

Chains, wires, and American Gothic: everything kids love.

#890

Fruit Snacks are sugar.  Sugar is energy.  Energy is life.  Fruit Snacks are life.

#889

Should have called it Cat Dog Tooken.

#888

Ereshkegel, the Mesopotamian goddess of pelvic floor exercises.

#887

What do you mean there's no inferno barge?  What is this, amateur hour?

#886

Benben.

#885

I'm starting to rationalize my own interpretation of a creation myth.

#884

I don't know if I'd ever use it, but I kinda want the Nerf Dash Button just to have it.

#883

Ducks are just the most horrible monsters that have ever walked the Earth.

#882

I think revisiting the Mars and Gypsies plan might be a good idea between now and November.

#881

Death Star lamp, but not like the proper actual Death Star.

#880

So you're telling me that this Jesus fellow straight up cursed a tree just because he got a little hangry?

#879

Without milk, Honey Bunches of Oats tastes like how an incense shop smells.