#940

More trains would solve a lot of problems.

#939

Can he swing from a thread? He's got radio just like flies.

#938

"Zhhhhooommm...."

- Unconscious Jill

#937

The goal of the salad competition is suffering.

#936

May the gaze of Ra shine favorably upon you.

#935

Ball's in your court, Jan.

#934

A stick only becomes a switch when you hit someone's butt with it.

#933

They're flying in the Fantasiquinx Birjetcar.

#932

Zounds! Get ye shat upon!

#931

"I forgot today was Maryland day."
"Is it?"
"No..."

-Cheyenne

#930

Salt that comes from people is not good salt.

#929

I don't think it's unreasonable to say that I'm a better driver than most cops.

#928

Everyone's the reason for something that sucks.

#927

I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby.

I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby.
I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby,
And I keep hitting re-bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed.

#926

Pinky toes keep track of your wallet.

#925

And Google is half the battle.

#924

What even is the point of Die Antwoord?

#923

Babies and cats like me for the same reason.

#922

Let's watch the do something.

#921

This weather ain't nothing to play with.

#920

C'mon man, loose the soup.

#919

Oh darn, we're all out of rectified spirits and tinctures of cudbean.

#918

I swear, I thought it was called Mongolian Dave's.

#917

Just bung up a cask.

#916

Raptors are too cool and it's causing problems for me.

#915

Apparently cute kitchens bring in all the views.

#914

Goddamn it, I forgot about the other cool stuff I have to buy.

#913

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's cute kitchens.

#912

Michael Biehn's poly count just drops with age.

#911

"Now that I'm in a safe place, I'm gonna eat all this steak."

-Ethan

#910

I love tricking the paper towel robots.