Dec 31, 2016

#1062

This painting is an elaborate lie.

Dec 30, 2016

#1061

It's like a hard candy that makes me uncomfortable.

Dec 29, 2016

#1060

Ethan doesn't like ham because Nazis.

Dec 28, 2016

#1059

What is this, buzz saw Valhalla?

Dec 27, 2016

Dec 26, 2016

#1057

Cheese comes from grass, so it counts as a vegetable.

Dec 25, 2016

#1056

Remember that time Mary had to use the Power Loader to fight King Herod in order to save baby Jesus after he impaled Balthazar, and the only way they could beat him was by blowing him out the airlock in the hangar floor?  And Joseph was recovering from getting acid blood to the face?  This was after they blew up the terraforming reactor in the middle of Bethlehem.

Dec 24, 2016

#1055

The butts are mobile, I repeat, butts are moving.

Dec 23, 2016

#1054

Meatloaf: more fun than a pillow fight.

Dec 22, 2016

#1053

I feel like Christmas snuck up on me more than usual this year.

Dec 21, 2016

#1052

It feels kinda weird not having to go anywhere.

Dec 20, 2016

#1051

An official Tsugumi warning has been issued for the east coast.

Dec 19, 2016

#1050

And I'll never have to do printmaking ever again.

Dec 18, 2016

#1049

No one ever talks about CMYK rights.

Dec 17, 2016

#1048

Please do not touch your computer while After Effects proceeds to scream for the next 34 hours.

Dec 16, 2016

#1047

I am so good at printmaking, you guys.

Dec 15, 2016

#1046

You can't call someone godless if, by default, they have more gods than you.

Dec 14, 2016

Dec 13, 2016

#1044

Once I actually started animating it, it went pretty quickly.

Dec 12, 2016

#1043

I was printing for 12 hours, get off my case.

Dec 11, 2016

#1042

I'm really trying to come up with stuff I want for Christmas that isn't toys.

Dec 10, 2016

#1041

Oh yeah, I couldn't believe it when Kirito became hokage of the Straw Hat Sailor Scouts and used the  8th gate bankai to seal the digimon into those cards.

Dec 9, 2016

#1040

"F*** you, I hope you live a long, happy life, you s***!"
-Timsical Road Rage

Dec 8, 2016

#1039

Would people still be vegetarian if plants had bones?

Dec 7, 2016

#1038

The telephone robots are evolving.

Dec 6, 2016

#1037

Just let me buy the damn paper.  Take my money you idiot.

Dec 5, 2016

#1036

I already used my vascular abilities for today.

Dec 4, 2016

#1035

You don't understand.  I'm really scary.  Stop laughing.

Dec 3, 2016

#1034

This pizza scratched the crap out of the roof of my mouth.

Dec 2, 2016

#1033

I'm already doing well on gifts this year.

Dec 1, 2016

#1032

I should probably start throwing away a lot of the crap in my room.