#1062

This painting is an elaborate lie.

#1061

It's like a hard candy that makes me uncomfortable.

#1060

Ethan doesn't like ham because Nazis.

#1059

What is this, buzz saw Valhalla?

#1058

Quality in every suck.

#1057

Cheese comes from grass, so it counts as a vegetable.

#1056

Remember that time Mary had to use the Power Loader to fight King Herod in order to save baby Jesus after he impaled Balthazar, and the only way they could beat him was by blowing him out the airlock in the hangar floor?  And Joseph was recovering from getting acid blood to the face?  This was after they blew up the terraforming reactor in the middle of Bethlehem.

#1055

The butts are mobile, I repeat, butts are moving.

#1054

Meatloaf: more fun than a pillow fight.

#1053

I feel like Christmas snuck up on me more than usual this year.

#1052

It feels kinda weird not having to go anywhere.

#1051

An official Tsugumi warning has been issued for the east coast.

#1050

And I'll never have to do printmaking ever again.

#1049

No one ever talks about CMYK rights.

#1048

Please do not touch your computer while After Effects proceeds to scream for the next 34 hours.

#1047

I am so good at printmaking, you guys.

#1046

You can't call someone godless if, by default, they have more gods than you.

#1045

On top of things.

#1044

Once I actually started animating it, it went pretty quickly.

#1043

I was printing for 12 hours, get off my case.

#1042

I'm really trying to come up with stuff I want for Christmas that isn't toys.

#1041

Oh yeah, I couldn't believe it when Kirito became hokage of the Straw Hat Sailor Scouts and used the  8th gate bankai to seal the digimon into those cards.

#1040

"F*** you, I hope you live a long, happy life, you s***!"

-Timsical Road Rage

#1039

Would people still be vegetarian if plants had bones?

#1038

The telephone robots are evolving.

#1037

Just let me buy the damn paper.  Take my money you idiot.

#1036

I already used my vascular abilities for today.

#1035

You don't understand.  I'm really scary.  Stop laughing.

#1034

This pizza scratched the crap out of the roof of my mouth.

#1033

I'm already doing well on gifts this year.

#1032

I should probably start throwing away a lot of the crap in my room.

#1031

Printmaking is the worst, but I am the best at it.

#1030

Gimme that White Russian now, you something something something....   Yeah.

#1029

John Lithgow is better than a Belgian assault rifle.

#1028

I'm like a strange wine, aged in a weird cask.

#1027

The weather isn't warm, it's spicy.

#1026

I starch my jeggings.

#1025

It wards off birds.  The subterranean birds.

#1024

Hey, hey, zzzzzzzzzzzzhh.

#1023

I used to think trash cans with foot pedals were fancy.

#1022

I should really get back into writing my dreams down again.

#1021

Don't worry, guys.  I found my spell book again.

#1020

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I never noticed that Cap just carries a handkerchief around with him in Age of Ultron.

#1019

Unequivocably.

#1018

Do you ever have that feeling where you can't tell if you're hungry or just bored?

#1017

Raisins are just an excuse for farmers to sell you grapes that have gone off.

#1016

My beard grows off to one side.

#1015

I'd rather be right than normal.

#1014

Good old Rick "Shotgun" Grimes and "Hand Cannon" Carl.

#1013

Goddamn it, Paul, I don't like you but your the only person talking about the stuff I like.

#1012

I just want the new wave of Nerf to come out so it can take my mind off of this mess.

#1011

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, America.

#1010

Did anyone ever make fries with the ketchup on the inside?

#1009

I actually couldn't decide which TV show was less nauseating, more election coverage or people just gutting fish for their weird fish parts.

#1008

Dr. Strange

or

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Eye of Agamoto.

#1007

That's over 7 times worse.

#1006

I don't use it very often, but when I need it, Splashtop remote desktop thingy has saved my ass.

#1005

It's always nighttime in space.

#1004

The thing you have to remember is that people are people.

#1003

It doesn't matter if you just stumbled into it, if you start talking about dinosaurs around me, I'm gonna bring the knowledge.

#1002

Bakula?

#1001

And we invented Halloween, so you're welcome.

#1000

         I think one of the things that defines me more than most people realize is my faith.  If you weren't aware by this point, I am Wiccan.  The rest of my family, however, is Catholic.  I was raised Catholic and even went through Confirmation back in 2009.  It wasn't until I moved to college that I really became aware of Wiccan or Paganism as legitimate religions.  I had pretty much always been told that they were cults or people just playing pretend, so once I was able to learn about them myself, I saw a lot of things that really appealed to me and resonated with my reservations about being a Christian.  I officially converted to Wicca in 2012 but even up until the point of me writing this, I feel like my faith hasn't sat terribly well with my parents.  Not long after I informed them of my conversion, my dad made a point of telling me that I wasn't allowed to perform magick in the house (in Wicca, magick, spells, and rituals can be equated to prayer and sacraments in the Christian faith).
         While I've never been persecuted for being Wiccan, being told I can't practice my faith at home has been somewhat of a sticking point in my mind.  In one of my college classes, I had to write a short screenplay and the story I ended up telling dealt with people who practice a fictionalized form of magic effectively in the same situation, albeit far more oppressive and dire.  The core idea was still there, though.  In other creative media, I jump at opportunities to insert my beliefs into the work I create and I feel like this comes from a lack of ability to express my religion easily outside of that.
         Perhaps the greatest indicator that Wicca is the best fit for me is that I'm drawn to learn more and as I learn it, I can see it in the world.  I won't bother going into the specifics of what I personally believe, but it's the desire to know more and grow in my faith that I never really felt as a Christian that tells me this is the right place for me to be.  And it's still funny to remember that I might be the most religious of my friends.


P.S.  Just to be clear, I'm not mad or resentful of my parents.  They're great people and it is their house, but they can't stop me once I move out.

#999

It's like if Satan was in Australia.

#998

I feel like I'll probably keep going at this point.

#997

So is the new guy a Jarknoid, Jarkroid, Jarkloid, or Jark Lloyd?  Because I've seen it written all of those ways.

#996

It seems like it's mostly songs about drinking and butts, not that there's anything wrong with that.

#995

If bright light can make you blind and loud noises can make you deaf, can you loose taste from too much flavor?

#994

The more I think about it, the more I think the word soup is kinda gross sounding.

#993

Snakes just want to cuddle.

#992

LeBron James has a weirdly wide mouth.

#991

I've paralyzed you with my love.

#990

Has anyone ever made super-stick cookware?

#989

You know the Africa section of the Animal Kingdom in Disney World?  I want a gyro from there specifically.

#988

If I had more money, Kickstarter would be a dangerous place for me.

#987

Is necromancy really a negative for a presidential candidate?

#986

Timone and Pumba totally should have taught Simba how to shoot fireballs from his paws and called it the Hadouken Matata.

#985

Ketchup is more food than celery.

#984

Gotta buy some repurposed sheep to sleep on.

#983

I made a whole sandwich but I only really wanted the mayo.

#982

Can I please just get a couple decent images of walking guys in suits that aren't watermarked all to hell?

#981

You can't just point out anything you're not personally a fan of and say it's the devil.

#980

The jiggy needs to be brighter.

#979

And Odysseus made up most of the stuff in the Odyssey.  Anyway, that concludes the Layman's Classical Mythology week.

#978

Remember that time that one lady wrote on an apple and left it at a party?  That's why the Trojan War happened.

#977

Remember that time some kid took his dad's car for a joyride and crashed it?  That's why some people have dark skin.

#976

Remember that time the guy in charge was hitting on that one girl so hard she turned into a tree, or a cow, or a rock?

#975

Remember that time that one mom gave her son a knife and told him to go hack off his dad's junk?  That's where flint comes from.

#974

Remember that time some lady couldn't keep her hands off this one dude's stuff and started looking through his boxes?  That's why anything bad in the world exists.

#973

Remember that time some guy who lives underground kidnapped and drugged that important lady's daughter?  That's why we have winter.

#972

Remember that time a seamstress made fun of the people in charge during a bet?  That's why we have spiders.

#971

This is not ok, exercise.  I'm being good, I come in regularly and you repay me with chafed nips?

#970

Apparently I really like sad games.

#969

I want garlic bread more than you can possibly imagine right now

#968

Lance Henrikson always looks like he just lost 100 lbs.

#967

Come on Jan, I sent you an invitation to my birthday, albeit for my own amusement, but the least you could do is respond to say you're not coming.

#966

And that's including the chainsaw that's also a Nerf gun.  So yeah.

#965

You're the only chainsaw I will cuddle.

#964

Ed Sheeran doesn't love anyone 71 years or older.

#963

The answer is to treat guns like cars.

#962

On the off chance that anyone from Adobe is reading this, Creative Cloud is a travesty and you don't deserve any more of my money, and you should feel bad for being a part of it.

#961

The whole plot of Wall-E could have been averted if people just smashed their trash into the tables at Chipotle.

#960

Now your nose has touched aluminum for today.

#959

The pain is like bees, if you ignore it it will go away.

#958

Can mosquitoes get drunk from drunk people?

#957

Folks.

#956

There goes my perfect record.

#955

We still love you, desk, it doesn't matter if you're gay.

#954

This is all Ethan's fault.

#953

If I could sign up for like, a subscription to ceviche and just have someone deliver it to me every day, that would be ideal.

#952

If the government was hiding aliens or Godzilla or whatever, they would be in the most secret places on earth, teacher's lounges.

#951

I guess I got no choice but to get swole.

#950

Ship captains really love Bomber Man.

#949

Humans existed seconds after dinosaurs went extinct.

#948

Hermes guide you, brother.

#947

Holy crap, this quesadilla.

#946

Holy crap, this duck.

#945

Jath rhyzzms.

#944

I'm considering taking a break after 1,000.

#943

Seriously, Adam?  Whatever, man, I'm getting ceviche.

#942

Spider-Man is just thunderening across all the territoritories.

#941

100% celibate pizza.

#940

More trains would solve a lot of problems.

#939

Can he swing from a thread? He's got radio just like flies.

#938

"Zhhhhooommm...."

- Unconscious Jill

#937

The goal of the salad competition is suffering.

#936

May the gaze of Ra shine favorably upon you.

#935

Ball's in your court, Jan.

#934

A stick only becomes a switch when you hit someone's butt with it.

#933

They're flying in the Fantasiquinx Birjetcar.

#932

Zounds! Get ye shat upon!

#931

"I forgot today was Maryland day."
"Is it?"
"No..."

-Cheyenne

#930

Salt that comes from people is not good salt.

#929

I don't think it's unreasonable to say that I'm a better driver than most cops.

#928

Everyone's the reason for something that sucks.

#927

I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby.

I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby.
I, I love you like a bloodsport, baby,
And I keep hitting re-bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed.

#926

Pinky toes keep track of your wallet.

#925

And Google is half the battle.

#924

What even is the point of Die Antwoord?

#923

Babies and cats like me for the same reason.

#922

Let's watch the do something.

#921

This weather ain't nothing to play with.

#920

C'mon man, loose the soup.

#919

Oh darn, we're all out of rectified spirits and tinctures of cudbean.

#918

I swear, I thought it was called Mongolian Dave's.

#917

Just bung up a cask.

#916

Raptors are too cool and it's causing problems for me.

#915

Apparently cute kitchens bring in all the views.

#914

Goddamn it, I forgot about the other cool stuff I have to buy.

#913

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's cute kitchens.

#912

Michael Biehn's poly count just drops with age.

#911

"Now that I'm in a safe place, I'm gonna eat all this steak."

-Ethan

#910

I love tricking the paper towel robots.

#909

If I want compliments on my t shirts, I'll just go to Target and buy something.

#908

This mobility vehicle is actively inhibiting my mobility.

#907

Those lights sound terrible.

#906

My shoulders are plenty refreshing.

#905

Jill, bag it.

#904

I choose to be more formal and call them William goats.

#903

Would anyone care for some pre-annihilated peanuts?

#902

It smells like absolute bog in here.

#901

The bed is my pants now.

#900

The last time I went on about a game I really like, it was in reference to the emotional experience playing Shadow of the Colossus.  Recently, however, I've kept coming back to Bloodborne, a game that, to this day, I have never even touched but seen through completion.  In contrast the the emotion that Shadow evokes, Bloodborne dives into more intellectual territory.  I personally find the concepts such as beasts and men and the (sometimes blurry) line between them, and madness from knowledge particularly intriguing and they work quite well establishing the tone throughout the entire game within a gothic horror setting.  The visual design work in the game also reinforces this unsettling tone with many creatures of such grotesque design that the viewer can't help but take time to try and make sense of what they are seeing.

#899

Pokémon Go: a haiku

Look, a Pikachu.

There's lamp posts and traffic. KLONK!

Eyes up, idiot.

#898

A nohh ow tuh duuwet

#897

Jill is having a churro life crisis.

#896

Ethan assimilates, I conquer.

#895

Sure, leave.

#894

Ba-boom! Yabba dabba doom! Whadda dumb stupid catch phrase, idiot.

#893

John Lennon has taken the black.

#892

Mr. Pibb is old money.

#891

Chains, wires, and American Gothic: everything kids love.

#890

Fruit Snacks are sugar.  Sugar is energy.  Energy is life.  Fruit Snacks are life.

#889

Should have called it Cat Dog Tooken.

#888

Ereshkegel, the Mesopotamian goddess of pelvic floor exercises.

#887

What do you mean there's no inferno barge?  What is this, amateur hour?

#886

Benben.

#885

I'm starting to rationalize my own interpretation of a creation myth.

#884

I don't know if I'd ever use it, but I kinda want the Nerf Dash Button just to have it.

#883

Ducks are just the most horrible monsters that have ever walked the Earth.

#882

I think revisiting the Mars and Gypsies plan might be a good idea between now and November.

#881

Death Star lamp, but not like the proper actual Death Star.

#880

So you're telling me that this Jesus fellow straight up cursed a tree just because he got a little hangry?

#879

Without milk, Honey Bunches of Oats tastes like how an incense shop smells.

#878

I see getting dressed and ready for the day as load times for my life.

#877

I could eat a pot of chili right now like you wouldn't believe.

#876

Remember that time when Goofy was told his son's mild disruptive behavior in school would end up getting him executed?

#875

The Dark Side is butt stuff.

#874

Nintendoes what Segaoesn't.

#873

Shoot the tornado.

#872

Dammit, Kontik Jovem, get your herds of attractive foreigners out of the street.

#871

We're into the quintuple digits.

#870

I've fallen and I shan't get up.

#869

Big Thunder Mountain is just as much a roller coaster as Cheez Whiz is cheese.

#868

Stabability.

#867

Truly the most sinister Disney villain, Belle.

#866

Florida, the land of butts and boring highways.

#865

I put myself at risk for the sake of taking stuff from my siblings.

#864

If caves were higher up, they'd be brighter.

#863

Bagels are not biodegradable.

#862

I have a largely irrational contempt for crossing guards.

#861

Why don't we make more things out of bone?

#860

The sneeze awakened an appetite for knee.

#859

It's either a wizard river, a grimoire stone, or a hand author, or possibly all or none of them.

#858

Kamen Rider Wizard is simultaneously more and less than I expected and hoped.

#857

Mmm, tastes like mouse chicken.

#856

Spoons evolved into tongs.

#855

What part of "Shabadoobie touch to henshin" don't you understand?

#854

I keep thinking I'm seeing spiders.

#853

You know you messed up if you see me pointing at you from my car.

#852

Tim sum, it's like dim sum but with me.

#851

9, 8, 7, Legendary.

#850

I think I'm starting to get into R&B.

#849

Shiny rock sweat.

#848

Iron kills stars.

#847

Why is breakfast the only meal that doesn't change its name if you eat the wrong food?

#846

Splish splash, splish splash.

#845

Without mini golf, Ocean City would die.

#844

False economy.

#843

I don't like openly hating someone,but at the same time, I'm proud of how I handled it.

#842

Wet and dry seasons are already a thing, but sticky seasons sound really weird.

#841

I still need to set up the fake camera to show off what I did.

#840

Operating at roughly 2000% the day of the month.

#839

Everything lags behind everything else.

#838

Spike chicken.

#837

You think sitting in the nosebleeds is bad, try sitting in the cranial hemorrhages.

#836

I feel like if I said I was the best at animation, that wouldn't be too far from the truth.

#835

Without looking it up, what would you guess a Saurophaganax is?  'Cuz it sounds metal as hell.

#834

I want to be greeted by a stiff breeze to the shins.

#833

You can really taste the crafted dark berry.

#832

I'm all in favor of funding dinosaurs.

#831

This song begins and ends with bursts of fire from the machine gun of synthesized happiness.

#830

I both really like and hate animating.

#829

My crap is not decor.

#828

Houses are just people storage.

#827

I call it shoot-bang-onomics.

#826

Great, now all I can think of is the Iron Man 3 Ben Kingsley Mandarin reciting "Spooky Scary Skeletons."

#825

If we were just a little dumber, we'd never need to sleep.

#824

I'm having a Diet Coke day.

#823

Stay away from Jesus if you're on Atkins.

#822

Rubber bands don't work like mirrors.

#821

I want to be warm, but this smells like pee.

#820

Face value doesn't exist anymore.

#819

After a lot of thinking, I have decided to willingly become 24.

#818

Mmm... viscous.

#817

Sometimes it feels good to feel sad.

#816

Seeing light in third person would explode your mind.

#815

It's the movie sequel to "Fireflipity."

#814

This secret art was perfected over many millennia, as evidenced by my sick beard.

#813

Behold my plank-waistedness.

#812

According to this fundamental Christian guy on the radio, the exchange rate for ephahs of grain is crazy good right now.

#811

Railroads are just nice to look at.

#810

Acadumbic.

#809

Space lasers of marriage.

#808

We've now passed 9,000.  That's all I'm saying.  I never watched DBZ.

#807

I've suddenly become aware of the shape of my own head.

#806

Marcel Legends.

#805

TL;DR - The sky is a cow.

#804

I feel like calling a woman you aren't related to "sister" is 1,000 times weirder than calling a guy "brother."

#803

Evil Tim has mutton chops

#802

Look, if there were really pretty pagan hymns, I'd be all over them, but it looks like Jesus has that market pretty well covered.

#801

Collapse the children.

#800

Since my last few hundred-posters were kinda serious, I've decided to take the time to tell you about something completely different.  One time while my cousin was visiting, she wanted to talk about the film Inglourious Basterds, however, the title itself was a bit of an issue as we didn't want to throw the word "bastard" around (regardless of its misspelling) while my little sisters were in earshot.  I began referring to the movie as simply "Inglourious B's."  While it did work as an effective censored shorthand, most simply found the mental image of a bunch of actual bees replacing the cast to be extremely funny.  Naturally, the joke evolved and we were left with a movie by Queenbee Tarantino about a band of bees going to kill Hornitler and his army of Waspzis, toting the catchphrase, "Send in the Bumble Jew."

#799

Your team deserves credit as well, Mr. Lightning Bolt.

#798

I should probably make some really sweet comment, but all I can think of is the random African Prime Minister guy from Metal Gear Rising going "Three years.  We've come so far in just three short years."

#797

It's not "zenith," its Z'neth.  Get it right.

#796

Turns out in was Gnatzman all along.

#795

Singing along to Def Leppard makes my chest hurt.

#794

Why do my favorite toys always also bring up car parts when I try to search for them online?

#793

Would Captain America even be allowed to play professional sports?

#792

From who?

#791

This means I need more St. Germain.

#790

I like the thing as a whole but I hate this part specifically.

#789

This song actually just starts with some guy going "Ah, you know, uhhhhhhh....."

#788

Made with pork, chicken and beef - BHA, BHT and citric acid added to help protect flavor.

#787

Elijah Wood is the Prius of money.

#786

Your nose is really two noses when you think about it.

#785

Mortal Kombat guy has a skirt made of face bones.

#784

You can use Google Docs 168.

#783

I got pre-confused over something I thought he was going to say but didn't.

#782

Sick burn from the Sun God, Ethan.  Ethan is a Sun God now.

#781

I gotta say, I don't exactly get the whole "furry" scene, but I'm just saying, I'm very ok with horns and/or antlers.

#780

I can evaporate water with my crotch.

#779

Losing my voice turns me into a 90s cartoon villain.

#778

Mystrious earth qaukes.

#777

Water is just really heavy air when you think about it.

#776

...Or Boo Chickadee.

#775

...Or Spooky Magpie...

#774

...Or Phobia Vulture...

#773

Everyone knows Scarecrow from Batman, but no one ever talks about Frighten Raven...

#772

Who the hell even makes trains?

#771

No, you're probably actually just folding time to see the future I guess.

#770

So what you're saying is that its a Revolver Oscillate?

#769

Remember that time Captain America had an argument with a piece of modern art over the phone?

#768

Rubber ears.

#767

Hand sanitizer isn't really a good substitute for anything.

#766

What is the point of funeral motor processions?

#765

Moto Riders: We need more dirt bike skeletons.

#764

I keep hearing "thong" by accident.

#763

Driving at night while it's snowing looks like jumping to light speed.

#762

Warm air blowing on my face makes me feel like I'm dying.

#761

NPR people get me super negative excited about giving them money.

#760

What's that? You say it snowed last night? Surely not, no.

#759

When you drink, it's like you're looking at you're own vision on a screen

#758

So basically M. Night Shyamalan is Bishop if Bishop was bad at his job.

#757

Buffy is a family show.

#756

I mean, if you're going to be a backwards hctib about it...

#755

You don't need a house if you have a private jet.

#754

An object's shadow is just the object minus one dimension.

#753

It's like they're expecting people to be outraged about things that people don't get outraged about.

#752

Kojo Nnamdi only ever does anything from noon 'til two.

#751

Identifying unmarked police cars is probably one of the most useful real-world abilities I have.

#750

These socks made my feet so warm I couldn't sleep.

#749

I cracked myself up just by quoting NPR.  That's it.

#748

It's like pistol whipping from a distance.

#747

You never actually see anything, you just look at stuff and guess.

#746

You can't outrun my legs.

#745

That's really distresseding.

#744

Please be excited, we have lightning everywhere.

#743

This is really efficient meat loaf.

#742

Sous-chef Batman figures would sell like hotcakes made by Batman.

#741

"Is that a butt thing?"-Ethan

#740

I love shellacking my face.

#739

After taking that class, I get so many more of the references here.

#738

I don't recall "nude" color palettes including bright metallic blue and green.

#737

If this thought were a plane, it could only reach places within the continental United States, maybe Canada and Mexico a little bit too.

#736

Making it rain, but with shuriken.

#735

I can now add "Cat Undertaker" to my résumé.

#734

Sending one your way, Bast.  Take care of him.

#733

Remember that time when practically every band from the 90s had a song titled "California"?

#732

Himney Pamches of Amps are pretty good, but I way prefer Shaman Durst Gramps.

#731

Holy crap, it's been two years.  I was thinking about doing a Twitter thing, but it doesn't do what I need, so we're all stuck here.

#730

You mean this Japanese toy manufacturer makes Neon Genesis Evangelion figures?  I'm soooooo surprised.

#729

Ya couche-tard.

#728

I am the Batman of traffic.

#727

7,500 is a bigger number than I would have thought, honestly.

#726

Has my wrist hair always been this long?

#725

You would probably make a terrible Ultraman.  You're about 95 feet too short for starters.

#724

Character design, you say?  I can do character design.

#723

What an exciting first week of classes.

#722

Hey Christian, you should play Bloodborne.

#721

I notice TV show food so much in non-cooking shows.

#720

Just Hulking out of my pjs.

#719

How about that snow, eh?

#718

Everyone knows Shrek's real name is Guillermo.

#717

Drunk, flamboyant, Australian Han Solo was pure gold.

#716

It's a good thing I'm just a comedic genius.

#715

Escher is a big book kinda guy.

#714

Ohhh, Implosion: Zero_Day is gonna happen.

#713

Licking rocks is more normal than eating clay.

#712

Why don't people understand that zooming in on a phone camera actually doesn't help at all?

#711

Why did no one tell me about Solar Flare Mountain Dew?

#710

Yeah, a lot of art sucks, but you don't have to be a Hitler about it.

#709

The weather is just water at different temperatures.

#708

Fiddler on the Roof is a lame title, they should have called it Laser Wolf and the Russians.

#707

Everything that spins is a danger to life and limb.

#706

I don't care for art museums typically.  I care even less so when someone tells me I have to go to one.

#705

I'm just gonna have some himney pamches of amps.

#704

The important ones always have cool little hats.

#703

A lot of my life goals seem to involve traveling on specific vehicles.

#702

Sorry about that, sorta bummed myself out there.

#701

Bread is just sugar in a funky shape.

#700

Being an adult is mostly pretty ok.  I like making money and being able to decide things for myself, but whenever I actually sit and think about being an adult, I tend to get kind of depressed.  Not necessarily for the crappy parts of being an adult like taxes, but because of things that were the norm going away.  For example, as an adult, I will never have a summer or winter break again unless I go into teaching which isn't terribly likely.  Once I finish school, the whole year becomes work.  Even now, my "breaks" are filled with extra classes and more work hours.  Even the nice parts like having money steadily turn into lists of expenses and realizing I actually have much less than I think.  It sounds kind of funny, but while being an adult comes with its perks, on some level I dread the idea of "growing up."

#699

The correlation of scariness to clothes worn is a direct relation.

#698

What the hell kind of word is "ok"?

#697

Happy birthday, Tsugumi.