#1121

The best way to be wrong is demonstrably.

#1120

Farts should really be taken as compliments, cuz basically you're just clapping.

#1119

Meatballs gave me a scratchy voice.

#1118

Massive spikes, over 1,000.

#1117

If your foot was a person, your heel would be the butt.

#1116

Why is the guy wincing about chewing the other guy who's smoking while getting shot in the face?

#1115

Pomegranate La Croix?!?

#1114

The son of Batman is really embarrassed about his bird knees.

#1113

I should really get these framed soon.

#1112

I could really go for some new Bionicles right now.

#1111

I think I should be freaking out over Nerf right now.

#1110

Good thing I finished my robot in time for the nerd party.

#1109

The ball is just sitting on the floor at this point.

#1108

I can't believe how much I hate my own phone.

#1107

Olive Garden has reached UMBC levels of parking chaos.

#1106

Give me back my game.

#1105

Farts have mass.

#1104

Mattel sure has a lot of mottos.

#1103

Noses are what make things cute

#1102

Totally forgot that this last Saturday was the 3rd Timsiversary of the blog, whoops, well it was.

#1101

Things with wheels are meant for people.

#1100

Yes, I would like to exchange the next 4 months of my life for a video of robots fighting.  That's correct.

#1099

Maybe air divided by conditioning?

#1098

Why does the abbreviation for air conditioning have a slash through it?  It's not air or conditioning.

#1097

Just do it like a zipper and we can all go home, people.

#1096

Bring me a pile of gloves.

It's that pile of gloves I've been thinking of.

#1095

Don't slap the ass of the guy in shades, oh no.

#1094

Pazuzu's petals!