Apr 30, 2017

#1182

I think election campaigns should have at least one debate with zero fact checking where either side can say anything at all about the other and their opponent isn't allowed to dispute or deny anything.  All responses must start "Yes, and..."

Apr 29, 2017

Apr 28, 2017

Apr 27, 2017

#1179

You know who I am.  You don't know where I am, and you'll never see me stopping.

Apr 26, 2017

#1178

Dirthawks are a lot like landhawks, but completely different.

Apr 25, 2017

#1177

It's like little needles of refreshment.

Apr 24, 2017

#1176

You know a dream is REALLY weird when it involves Ethan saying Alien Covenant was ok.

Apr 23, 2017

#1175

Where do you buy riot shields, even?

Apr 22, 2017

Apr 21, 2017

#1173

I see you too are a fan of the fimbriated Saltires.

Apr 20, 2017

#1172

The Danish.  They sound Norwegian.  They look Norwegian, but they're actually... an American invention.

Apr 19, 2017

#1171

The 101st Boomco legion: Men of impossible proportions and illogical poses.

Apr 18, 2017

Apr 17, 2017

#1169

I'm not a fan of the recent trend of big trucks swerving all over the road to avoid driving over manholes.

Apr 16, 2017

#1168

I'm calling you out, Elkridge Post Office.  You're actually the worst.

Apr 15, 2017

#1167

Representing the Gorillatarian Party.

Apr 14, 2017

#1166

It's Jimmy Carter's fault we spent an hour in a Walmart.

Apr 13, 2017

#1165

Mm-mmm, paper is smell-proof.

Apr 12, 2017

#1164

It's like an orchard but for trees.

Apr 11, 2017

#1163

I can always count on you, stagnant water.

Apr 10, 2017

#1162

Equally, if not just as important.

Apr 9, 2017

Apr 8, 2017

#1160

It's like the price of milk.

Apr 7, 2017

#1159

Just throw it at them and run away.

Apr 6, 2017

#1158

It's a similar idea, except it's a piƱata.

Apr 5, 2017

#1157

I don't think its weird to sing about Oliver Cromwell in public transit.

Apr 4, 2017

#1156

Chins are pretty damn useless.

Apr 3, 2017

#1155

Sure it's a lot of pink, but it's mad stylish so I'm ok with it.

Apr 2, 2017

#1154

It seems like no one appreciates the atlatl anymore.

Apr 1, 2017

#1153

I am very much a fan of games and other media stuff where darkness is not automatically bad and light isn't automatically good.