#1305

Croquaine.

#1304

Like a precious kitty.

#1303

When does rain count as a storm?

#1302

That's just old D-face Paint McChristian.

#1301

It's not so much a town as it is a cluster of nerves.

#1300

Really, the word should be "tetropter."

#1299

Quadcopter doesn't mean anything.

#1298

That's my favorite: tepid and sticky.

#1297

Caution: face burns before hands.

#1296

Petroleum, very coffin.

#1295

Ous!

#1294

Ethan needs his Man-Thing.

#1293

A hot dog to pierce the heavens.

#1292

You know it's funny if it looks like I'm about to crap.

#1291

Is that Kenneth Kieth in the Angus Zone?

#1290

Oh whoa, salad. *dab*

#1289

Could I interest you in some pink river tuna?

#1288

You can't meetch.

#1287

Rebellions are built on prison sandwiches.

#1286

I'm gonna call you the Over-Knocker.

#1285

My nipples ache when I see you.

#1284

Why are we moshing over bagel-dogs?

#1283

I call my blender my tooth-bae.

#1282

Building smoke is at least non-habit forming.

#1281

I have to imagine someone has been described as "like licking a car door."

#1280

He's got Donald Rumsfeld articulation.

#1279

If Martian Manhunter was in Halo, would he be Spartan Martin Spartan?

#1278

You left the van out here.  That's not a van.

#1277

You're budget budget Obi-wan.

#1276

Fireworks filled with crotches.

#1275

I want "fruit on the bottom" to be slang if it isn't already.