#1335

I'm eating those things as soon as they become not burning me.

#1334

I feel the need, the need for ウルトラマンジード. (Ultraman Geed)

#1333

Genetic twisty ties.

#1332

Shoot big now.

#1331

"Ohoho, boyo!"

-Tim the Irish Hitman

#1330

You know what they say, if you can't be your dreams, buy it from a store.

#1329

Blood is a lot like silly string when you think about it.

#1328

Jimmy the turtle can't handle the fart sword.

#1327

They're open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week.

#1326

It's not going to bake the brank.

#1325

"Why would you rate a bathroom out of ten?"

-Jess

#1324

Never do a Hannibal Lecter impression with a mouthful of falafel.

#1323

Parents are just that limble.

#1322

Is there a "both" but for three things?

#1321

Cartilaginous.

#1320

It's not that I mind having body hair, I just wish it was symmetrical.

#1319

And we won't fade into dog nets.

#1318

This place is crawling with 5-lined skanks.

#1317

Huius huius huius.

#1316

I'm gonna squeeze your head off.

#1315

Kohl's entire business model is just extortion.

#1314

How many turns are there are in this town?

#1313

"Da Vinci is hot s***."
-Buddha

#1312

Can "Mattelbows" be a thing?

#1311

Gape.

#1310

We playing Minstrel Cleft?

#1309

I'm thirsty for that axe.

#1308

That's why they call him old ATM-ass McEthan.

#1307

Ohhh shiny leg! Shiny leg!

#1306

No, Hitler was in Germany.  Look at these hot knobs.