#1396

Pepe is the most blown.

#1395

You can bounce a 2x4 off that ass.

#1394

It's not a straw, you dumb commie.

#1393

What do you mean we didn't have a word for brown dwarves?

#1392

An AR-15 is worth 15 guns.  It's like horsepower.

#1391

Can you point me in the direction of some dank grommets?

#1390

Can I speak to the head of dank guac?

#1389

You mean, like, party butt-stank with like, a hint of parmesan?

#1388

Hey!  You Ultraman Belial!?

#1387

Guest reviews by Nathan Olsen.

#1386

Really?  On the rocks?

#1385

This is the music I want playing in the event that I have to fight you shirtless on the parapet of a nuclear submarine.

#1384

We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it, but in the mean time, I’m gonna stress about the potential design of the theoretical bridge.

#1383

Maybe I want my car to feel the gravel, Ethan.

#1382

Ohhhhh, soap is life.

#1381

It’s west Nebraska and spirits.

#1380

How many fingerprints do you need?

#1379

Shuriken Turrets, what a wonderful phrase.

#1378

It's like My Dinner with Andre but more racist.

#1377

Luna lucent non ipsum vivde autem nox illuminat.  I think...

#1376

Everyone remembers the esteemed Pharaoh Kitty Kisser.

#1375

It's not cat poop, it's just peanut M&Ms.

#1374

Paticuraly.

#1373

Tony Stark: genius, billionaire, playboy, sahelanthropus.

#1372

Italy is to Mexico as France is to Sokovia.

#1371

Did you know everyone's greatest fears manifest themselves as suck waves?

#1370

I think the Flash's nemesis should be "The Backpeddler" who is the fastest man alive going backwards and makes inflammatory remarks but then tries to make himself seem reasonable.

#1369

I find your lack of IGPX merch disturbing.

#1368

Erik is totally the male equivalent of the Ashley theory.

#1367

My Nerf guns shoot faster than light.