May 27, 2018

#1474

I'm gonna be honest, this was interesting as a sort of experiment, but I don't think I care enough about this blog's content to keep it going.  The interest just isn't there anymore.  If I come up with a different format that's more meaningful and I'm more invested in, Timsical Thoughts might come back, but as it is, consider this an indefinite stop of posting.

May 15, 2018

#1473

Marvel's deep-dish stuffed crust Avengers.

May 14, 2018

#1472

Man's got the dandorans.

May 12, 2018

#1470

I could probably use more knives.

May 11, 2018

May 10, 2018

#1468

If you value your boots, don't let Wil Willis do a paracord wrap.

May 9, 2018

#1467

Birds fly, fish swim, Warframe has updates.

May 8, 2018

#1466

The sun shines, the wind blows, RedBubble is having a sale.

May 7, 2018

#1465

Cheesecake,
Imprisoning me,
All that I see,
Absolute cheesecake.

May 6, 2018

#1464

In the present, the past isn't real.

May 5, 2018

#1463

Stay in the Drift.  The Drift is silence, silence is beef, beef is what's for dinner.

May 4, 2018

#1462

They've got special butt stink juice bags.

May 3, 2018

#1461

I got myself some half-diet PepSam.

May 2, 2018

#1460

I really feel like someone should have told me this was today.

May 1, 2018

#1459

Cuz she's a brick... swole.

Apr 30, 2018

#1458

Big the Cat is gonna feel my cheese.

Apr 29, 2018

#1457

I may be undead but my balls are still sensitive.

Apr 28, 2018

#1456

Now that I feel confident I won't be flooding my own blog with downer weepy Tim, I'm pleased to announce that Timsical Thoughts is back in action, same format, check back daily for whatever crazy crap pops into my head.

Jan 28, 2018

#1455

It's like there's a character named Anna Jones in a Bollywood movie.

Jan 27, 2018

#1454

The return of Jooooooooooe Moneeeeeeeeeyyyy.

Jan 26, 2018

Jan 25, 2018

#1452

You know your roommates, Frankopher and Stefawn.

Jan 24, 2018

#1451

The stuck presbyterians to Joe Biden to rebuild the universe.

Jan 23, 2018

#1450

You can't just scare kids into illiteracy.

Jan 22, 2018

Jan 21, 2018

#1448

Can I put my pencil standing up in your box hole?

Jan 20, 2018

Jan 19, 2018

#1446

It's really pronounced more like "blow bear."

Jan 18, 2018

#1445

That's great, it starts with a bird-snake, birds, snakes, and bird snakes.
Lenny Bruce is not a snake.

Jan 17, 2018

#1444

That's wur ah live, that's maw houme.

Jan 16, 2018

#1443

Sometimes you lose your whole stomach and you need more poop.

Jan 15, 2018

#1442

Yeah, gimme a 149 chicken jimmy.

Jan 14, 2018

#1441

If you're ever compelled to murder me, murder me cool.

Jan 13, 2018

Jan 12, 2018

#1439

Then he's not a vampire, he's just a jackass.

Jan 11, 2018

#1438

Everyone knows Chesnic's legs don't work.

Jan 10, 2018

#1437

Butt chugging is so passé, just drown yourself.

Jan 9, 2018

#1436

Beds are just high, squishy floors.

Jan 8, 2018

#1435

It's probably jus Baphomet-related lupus.

Jan 7, 2018

#1434

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying "Heyyyyyyy yaaaaaaaa,"
"Heyyy yaaaaaaaaaaa."

Jan 6, 2018

#1433

The President of Turkey, also known as Dingahinga.

Jan 5, 2018

#1432

In another life, Shane was a cinnamon roll.

Jan 4, 2018

#1431

If it's warmer than the heat-death of the universe outside, then I'm wearing sandals.

Jan 3, 2018

#1430

Take a drink every time Thoth vindicates someone.

Jan 2, 2018

Jan 1, 2018

#1428

Careful, Axel, there’s Galsia and Galsia and Galsia and Donovan.