#86

Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly jello man.

#85

My favorite part about most first-person shooter games is watching the reload animations.

#84

I think I would rather like to work for Nerf.

#83

I am honestly shocked this blog has gotten as many views as it has.

#82

Has anyone ever had an imaginary friend who had a major existential crisis because they didn't realize they were imaginary?

#81

Be excited in one week, but probably not for the reason you think, unless you know me personally.

#80

I love little pocket notebooks.

#79

The hat has been a wild success.

#78

When I get into a sword fight with someone, they had damn well better use the stupid sword.  Kicking will not be tolerated.

#77

Corn Flakes cereal was invented to be bland.  You're not meant to enjoy them.

#76

I feel like painting something...

#75

When I drink, I'm happy and everything is great.  Cold weather is like negative drinking for me.

#74

I was going to do a thing a few days ago, but I didn't.

#73

I'm going to attempt a hat.

#72

Feeling fine.

#71

The corner of my college's library looks like a giant space laser.  It's not, though.

#70

Mattel, what are you doing?  Boomco?  Really?  You're only now getting into dart blasters and "Boomco" is the best you can come up with?

#69

Hehehehe....

#68

Damn you, exercise.  I'm being all healthy and responsible and this is what you give me?

#67

Moooooon Kniiiiiight....

#66

Come on Poland, you can do it.

#65

If you brought one of those cheap electric handheld fans and brought it into the International Space Station, could you use it to fly around?

#64

Could you produce man-made rain if everyone in the world boiled a pot of water outside?

#63

Fireworks filled with ants.

#62

I think Guerdon Trueblood takes first place in the best name ever competition.  I believe he did compositing for movies like The Avengers and The Lord of the Rings.

#61

I don't find Ohio a fun place to be.

#60

The Winter Soldier smacked Ultron and turned good.  No seriously, check it out.

#59

Sometimes I wish I could just throw people.

#58

So, I do occasional action figure reviews on my friend Ethan's blog.  You should probably check it out here.

#57

There's no thought today.