May 30, 2016

#847

Why is breakfast the only meal that doesn't change its name if you eat the wrong food?

May 26, 2016

#843

I don't like openly hating someone,but at the same time, I'm proud of how I handled it.

May 25, 2016

#842

Wet and dry seasons are already a thing, but sticky seasons sound really weird.

May 24, 2016

#841

I still need to set up the fake camera to show off what I did.

May 23, 2016

May 20, 2016

#837

You think sitting in the nosebleeds is bad, try sitting in the cranial hemorrhages.

May 19, 2016

#836

I feel like if I said I was the best at animation, that wouldn't be too far from the truth.

May 18, 2016

#835

Without looking it up, what would you guess a Saurophaganax is?  'Cuz it sounds metal as hell.

May 17, 2016

May 16, 2016

May 14, 2016

#831

This song begins and ends with bursts of fire from the machine gun of synthesized happiness.

May 9, 2016

#826

Great, now all I can think of is the Iron Man 3 Ben Kingsley Mandarin reciting "Spooky Scary Skeletons."

May 8, 2016

#825

If we were just a little dumber, we'd never need to sleep.

May 2, 2016

#819

After a lot of thinking, I have decided to willingly become 24.