#1243

That's doodoo pow pow moodo.

#1242

It takes talent to be both budget Val Kilmer and budget John Hurt.

#1241

Is Richie Rich a shark?

#1240

All babies are basically Matt Murdock.

#1239

Bill Clinton: confirmed draugr.

#1238

Sunflower seeds are just subpar tiny peanuts.

#1237

Summon the lads.

#1236

If rainbows come from water in the air, why aren't clouds rainbows?

#1235

How do all dumpsters end up smelling the same regardless of contents?

#1234

I just try to not touch plants

#1233

Hawaiian Punch that is any color other than red is incorrect.

#1232

I should draw more.

#1231

In the future, everyone will have flying cars, not for the convenience of air travel on demand, but to prevent roadside morlock attacks.

#1230

Can you bend light with magnets?

#1229

Epvot is now a thing.

#1228

It's a little known fact that I'm powered by a weed whacker.

#1227

I am Time.

#1226

I feel like that should make me an honorary citizen of Norway.

#1225

Hype-man-esque.

#1224

And I always keep a parking warning slip in my pocket in case any of you was ponderin'.

#1223

This hairstyle can only be described as a mohawllet.

#1222

If you had more eyes, you would have less perspective.

#1221

I hope your thyroid is in good shape cuz I'm just gonna leeeeean on it.

#1220

This is the scenic route to Kevin Bacon.

#1219

Boba Fett is the best kind of pizza.

#1218

It's like if a terrorist group called themselves the Virgin Mary.

#1217

Would anyone mind terribly if we stopped calling them Isis?

#1216

Spider-Man doesn't like a pounding.

#1215

Why is my skin not on?

#1214

Stop, someone, messing up my ups.