#1366

I think we all remember Starfleet Lieutenant Hugo Deuce.

#1365

You can't consume these deer in fire at Costco, you gotta go to, like, Giant for that.

#1364

Milo likes a butt cup.

#1363

Turns out Baron Mordo paralyzed that guy for his lunch money.

#1362

Wolverine just looks really upset that someone started playing the Chicken Dance.

#1361

Jill is not a good lemon.

#1360

This is such an accuration picture.

#1359

"I'm the clear ride.
I'm the comeback kid."

from The Comeback Kid
by The Midnight

#1358

"It's stranger than potion 

Yet sometimes InMotion almost makes you feel alive."

from Jason (feat. Nikki Flores)
by The Midnight

#1357

"Shy kidney's always blue."

from The Years (Prologue)

by The Midnight

#1356

I really enjoy The Midnight's music, but in every single song, they have one line that is on The Shins' level of unintelligibility.

#1355

This kid looks like they de-aged, but then slightly inflated the youngest brother from Malcolm in the Middle.

#1354

Because color theory.

#1353

Don't worry, it's not grease stains, it's just nicotine residue.

#1352

Why do they make house paint smell like egg nog?

#1351

Finnish Tim is a lot like American Tim, but is just completely hammered all the time.

#1350

Blub blub.

#1349

He's got muddy butter
Down in Pensacola.
Got to get the toga master
In the meta laser.
The patent office has your treat,

If your name is Jesus then it cannot be Pete.

Come together,
Right now,
Over me.
Buh buh buuuuuuh.

#1348

Restaurants are just short term stores.

#1347

I don't know, I just know green chicks.

#1346

I can't get over how many really great lines have come from the Pacific Rim franchise.

#1345

I'm more of a Cobaltflank fan.

#1344

South Dakota has diddly nothing.

#1343

It turns out gravity is just 12.

#1342

"Red nipple" alone doesn't quite meet the criteria for Timsicality.

#1341

I told you I wasn't gonna let it go.

#1340

Pacific Rim: Uprising ends with all the nations of the PPDC having a surplus of giant robots with nothing to fight so they just start racing them and eventually start the IGPX.

#1339

I can call you Betty,

And Betty, when you call me

You can call me Ziggy Stardust.

#1338

But how does Nightwish fit into all this?

#1337

 Turns out its a regularly held court of record by lords of manors and you're just being foolish.

#1336

You're telling me this is made with chicken water AND stonium?