#147

BERLUSCONI!

#146

UPS doesn't fail to have a very not unfrustrating hiring process.

#145

Changing the wallpaper on my iPad makes it feel like a new device.

#144

How big would my school be if you squeezed all the air out of it?

#143

The painting has been going so well, I made up a theme song for my "Late-Night Painting Adventures."

#142

Does anyone know what the French word "paruriére" means?  None of the sources I've checked seem to recognize it.

#141

I think it's funny how the concept of time is so abstract to us that we use words relating to length in space to describe it, like long and short.

#140

I've been feeling painty lately.

#139

Voldemort didn't have a nose either in the Harry Potter movies.  He did at least have nostrils though.

#138

Did it bother anyone else how the "alpha dragon" from How to Train Your Dragon 2 had no nose?

#137

Why is it that old bands were allowed to have weird names?  If someone tried to make a musical career in a band called ZZ Top nowadays, no one would take them seriously.

#136

Sound and light are the same thing just at different speeds.

#135

Clouds, man...

#134

The universe is telling me not to mow the lawn.

#133

Why is it that Japanese designs for giant robots are so easily distinguishable from western giant robot designs?

#132

The fact that Maryland still has jousting as the state sport is amazing to me.  Also, Maryland's state sport is totally jousting.

#131

Canteens are quite useful.

#130

Just stay away from ladders, mirrors, and black cats today.  It's for your own good.

#129

We got Ukraine.

#128

Sunglasses have the added benefit of being little windshields for your eyes.

#127

Anubis used to be called Wepwawet, which sounds like something Elmer Fudd would name a pet.

#126

A drink isn't "girly" unless a girl is drinking it, it's just delicious.

#125

Solar roads? Hexagonal tiles? Tron-esque lights? I see no down-side to this.

#124

When the road steams after it rains is the coolest thing.

#123

Turns out, the hot dog/fried chicken mashup wasn't that great.

#122

I don't have a problem with needles as long as I don't see them when they're being used.

#121

What if, when we do finally make contact with an extra terrestrial species, they have entirely different senses to the ones we have and we are totally incapable of communicating?

#120

I feel like I keep adding a bunch of change to my little coin bank, but it never seems any fuller.

#119

What if you had a hotdog, but instead of a bun, it was on a piece of fried chicken?

#118

What happened with Lego Bionicle is a lot like TV shows nowadays.  The first couple seasons were awesome but after 3 or 4 they gradually started to drop off until it ended.  Then the company released a spinoff which is nowhere near as good as the original.