#178

Schizoid.

#177

Did you ever sneeze so hard it made the insides of your ribs itch?

#176

WHO?!

#175

There's something almost meditative about Forge Mode in the Halo games.

#174

The red ones burn, the blue ones freeze, the yellow ones electrocute, and the green ones poison, typically.

#173

Things that fold up are better than things that don't.

#172

It's not a compass, it's an alethiometer.

#171

Apparently people like hearing about expensive Nerf.  Like, a lot.

#170

Jooooooooooooe Money.

#169

I'm serious about the commenting, you can say basically anything.

#168

Archimedes was a badass.

#167

Dresses are just leg curtains.

#166

Nerf, your primary audience is children.  They can't afford blasters that are upwards of $70, especially not when you have 3 such blasters lined up for release.

#165

Elderflower pressé and elderflower cider are things you should look into.

#164

France is in.

#163

As hired as Dick's.

#162

I will accept that it is the future when we have either floating cars or 3D holographic displays on regular computers and phones.

#161

Don't worry, I got a manta ray anyway.

#160

I forgot the milk.

#159

The beloved TV series Viral Video Film School is not dead after all.  It isn't on TV anymore but it lives on in Brett Erlich's Youtube channel.  Seriously, go check it out right now.  This show needs a come-back.

#158

I like watching low pressure zones behind trucks.

#157

It might not be Nerf proper, but the Guardians of the Galaxy Starlord Quad-blaster is super fun to play with.

#156

Whoops.

#155

This might be the longest my beard has ever been, and it's still not all that impressive.

#154

Day + Month = Year

#153

This whole time, I just had the wrong contrast settings on my computer screen.

#152

Tell your friends.

#151

When Captain America throws his mighty shield,

All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield.

If he's drawn to a fight and a duel is due,

Then the red, and the white, and the blue come through

When Captain America throws his mighty shieeeeeeld.

#150

My friend Ethan takes more bullets than I anticipated, something he is quite proud of.

#149

On a big enough scale, there is no up, there's only out.

#148

To all my Swedish viewers, how the heck do you get a throaty "hwuh" sound from the letters STJ?

Case in point: "stjärnor"