#635

I did my trick-or-treating in the candy aisle of the grocery store this year.

#634

Chris from RE5 totally teamed up with Leon from RE4 along with Claire from Code: Veronica.  Yep, that's what happened.

#633

I think I'm running out of these

#632

They're actually not allowed to say "you're welcome."

#631

Youth sports teams are the absolute worst at ordering food.

#630

It's not my job to know what phones are.

#629

I'm just full of ideas for fake stuff.

#628

The hype has not dissipated.

#627

What if Perseus had a big machine-gun?

#626

This dude seriously just turned around and meowed.

#625

Look at this cool thing, I'm gonna wave it around.

#624

That's really funny but I don't think I can put that on here.

#623

I think Enya is actually spouting crazy gibberish but just sounds good doing it.

#622

The punctuation confuses them.

#621

Way to go, wehf.  You couldn't even steal a very good joke.

#620

Onions just taste like apples that sting.

#619

Would Captain America be into Metal Gear Solid?

#618

There's only one way to be and that way is Tim.

#617

You know, that one song by the Shins, the one that goes like "mehh neh myeh hehhh behnyehh.."

#616

You guys said it was fine and it wasn't fine, now take my money.

#615

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "wehf."

#614

Remember when Alien vs Predator happened today?

#613

I will call them Pasadestrians.

#612

Waspkeleton is a Tron Iso.

#611

I would be perfectly ok with my taxpayer money being spent to build an actual highway to the danger zone.

#610

Ukraine, where'd you go, man?

#609

You can't actually see water.

#608

Still makes more sense than Terrance Howard.

#607

Only with microwaves is 60 = 100 true.

#606

This is why worms don't build houses.

#605

Who cares?  It's totally becoming a thing.