#756

I mean, if you're going to be a backwards hctib about it...

#755

You don't need a house if you have a private jet.

#754

An object's shadow is just the object minus one dimension.

#753

It's like they're expecting people to be outraged about things that people don't get outraged about.

#752

Kojo Nnamdi only ever does anything from noon 'til two.

#751

Identifying unmarked police cars is probably one of the most useful real-world abilities I have.

#750

These socks made my feet so warm I couldn't sleep.

#749

I cracked myself up just by quoting NPR.  That's it.

#748

It's like pistol whipping from a distance.

#747

You never actually see anything, you just look at stuff and guess.

#746

You can't outrun my legs.

#745

That's really distresseding.

#744

Please be excited, we have lightning everywhere.

#743

This is really efficient meat loaf.

#742

Sous-chef Batman figures would sell like hotcakes made by Batman.

#741

"Is that a butt thing?"-Ethan

#740

I love shellacking my face.

#739

After taking that class, I get so many more of the references here.

#738

I don't recall "nude" color palettes including bright metallic blue and green.

#737

If this thought were a plane, it could only reach places within the continental United States, maybe Canada and Mexico a little bit too.

#736

Making it rain, but with shuriken.

#735

I can now add "Cat Undertaker" to my résumé.

#734

Sending one your way, Bast.  Take care of him.

#733

Remember that time when practically every band from the 90s had a song titled "California"?

#732

Himney Pamches of Amps are pretty good, but I way prefer Shaman Durst Gramps.

#731

Holy crap, it's been two years.  I was thinking about doing a Twitter thing, but it doesn't do what I need, so we're all stuck here.

#730

You mean this Japanese toy manufacturer makes Neon Genesis Evangelion figures?  I'm soooooo surprised.

#729

Ya couche-tard.

#728

I am the Batman of traffic.