#1062

This painting is an elaborate lie.

#1061

It's like a hard candy that makes me uncomfortable.

#1060

Ethan doesn't like ham because Nazis.

#1059

What is this, buzz saw Valhalla?

#1058

Quality in every suck.

#1057

Cheese comes from grass, so it counts as a vegetable.

#1056

Remember that time Mary had to use the Power Loader to fight King Herod in order to save baby Jesus after he impaled Balthazar, and the only way they could beat him was by blowing him out the airlock in the hangar floor?  And Joseph was recovering from getting acid blood to the face?  This was after they blew up the terraforming reactor in the middle of Bethlehem.

#1055

The butts are mobile, I repeat, butts are moving.

#1054

Meatloaf: more fun than a pillow fight.

#1053

I feel like Christmas snuck up on me more than usual this year.

#1052

It feels kinda weird not having to go anywhere.

#1051

An official Tsugumi warning has been issued for the east coast.

#1050

And I'll never have to do printmaking ever again.

#1049

No one ever talks about CMYK rights.

#1048

Please do not touch your computer while After Effects proceeds to scream for the next 34 hours.

#1047

I am so good at printmaking, you guys.

#1046

You can't call someone godless if, by default, they have more gods than you.

#1045

On top of things.

#1044

Once I actually started animating it, it went pretty quickly.

#1043

I was printing for 12 hours, get off my case.

#1042

I'm really trying to come up with stuff I want for Christmas that isn't toys.

#1041

Oh yeah, I couldn't believe it when Kirito became hokage of the Straw Hat Sailor Scouts and used the  8th gate bankai to seal the digimon into those cards.

#1040

"F*** you, I hope you live a long, happy life, you s***!"

-Timsical Road Rage

#1039

Would people still be vegetarian if plants had bones?

#1038

The telephone robots are evolving.

#1037

Just let me buy the damn paper.  Take my money you idiot.

#1036

I already used my vascular abilities for today.

#1035

You don't understand.  I'm really scary.  Stop laughing.

#1034

This pizza scratched the crap out of the roof of my mouth.

#1033

I'm already doing well on gifts this year.

#1032

I should probably start throwing away a lot of the crap in my room.