#1455

It's like there's a character named Anna Jones in a Bollywood movie.

#1454

The return of Jooooooooooe Moneeeeeeeeeyyyy.

#1453

Back on the down-turn.

#1452

You know your roommates, Frankopher and Stefawn.

#1451

The stuck presbyterians to Joe Biden to rebuild the universe.

#1450

You can't just scare kids into illiteracy.

#1449

Sebulbasaur.

#1448

Can I put my pencil standing up in your box hole?

#1447

Wiggity-Warframe.

#1446

It's really pronounced more like "blow bear."

#1445

That's great, it starts with a bird-snake, birds, snakes, and bird snakes.

Lenny Bruce is not a snake.

#1444

That's wur ah live, that's maw houme.

#1443

Sometimes you lose your whole stomach and you need more poop.

#1442

Yeah, gimme a 149 chicken jimmy.

#1441

If you're ever compelled to murder me, murder me cool.

#1440

Rufus Sewell.

#1439

Then he's not a vampire, he's just a jackass.

#1438

Everyone knows Chesnic's legs don't work.

#1437

Butt chugging is so passé, just drown yourself.

#1436

Beds are just high, squishy floors.

#1435

It's probably jus Baphomet-related lupus.

#1434

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,

Saying "Heyyyyyyy yaaaaaaaa,"

"Heyyy yaaaaaaaaaaa."

#1433

The President of Turkey, also known as Dingahinga.

#1432

In another life, Shane was a cinnamon roll.

#1431

If it's warmer than the heat-death of the universe outside, then I'm wearing sandals.

#1430

Take a drink every time Thoth vindicates someone.

#1429

Ethan make crinkle.

#1428

Careful, Axel, there’s Galsia and Galsia and Galsia and Donovan.