#147

BERLUSCONI!

#146

UPS doesn't fail to have a very not unfrustrating hiring process.

#145

Changing the wallpaper on my iPad makes it feel like a new device.

#144

How big would my school be if you squeezed all the air out of it?

#143

The painting has been going so well, I made up a theme song for my "Late-Night Painting Adventures."

#142

Does anyone know what the French word "paruriére" means?  None of the sources I've checked seem to recognize it.

#141

I think it's funny how the concept of time is so abstract to us that we use words relating to length in space to describe it, like long and short.

#140

I've been feeling painty lately.

#139

Voldemort didn't have a nose either in the Harry Potter movies.  He did at least have nostrils though.

#138

Did it bother anyone else how the "alpha dragon" from How to Train Your Dragon 2 had no nose?

#137

Why is it that old bands were allowed to have weird names?  If someone tried to make a musical career in a band called ZZ Top nowadays, no one would take them seriously.

#136

Sound and light are the same thing just at different speeds.

#135

Clouds, man...

#134

The universe is telling me not to mow the lawn.

#133

Why is it that Japanese designs for giant robots are so easily distinguishable from western giant robot designs?