#361

What is up with hipsters in Volkswagens riding up my ass in a marked county vehicle?

#360

Spin around.

#359

The hierarchy of insults is not a straight line.  It is a great tree with many branches.

#358

I like guns that reload themselves.

#357

It's a video game, not a painteo game.

#356

Everybody jo-ogcon.

#355

Eyes are the nipples of the face.

#354

You have the right of way, keep moving.  God, you're so considerate, I hate you.

#353

Grumpy old people and their drug ponies.

#352

Man, I know I said I don't miss people, but that was then.

#351

I really need to write these down as soon as I think of them.  I lose so many just by forgetting them.

#350

Seems to be picking up from the holidays.

#349

It's not exactly rocket sonnets.

#348

Science, Science, Science, it's all good.

#347

See that?