#695

Sofritas make you cough.

#694

Every time you jump, you literally fall off the face of the Earth.

#693

You can justify or refute any argument by ending a statement with "...but still..."

#692

Sleepiness is the only condition that cures itself.

#691

Earrings could be heavier if my hat was made of whispers and dreams.

#690

Tomatoes are like rum and jazz.

#689

Wait, when did it become Christmas all of a sudden?

#688

Hiccups are anti-yawns.

#687

This took both more and less time than I expected.

#686

Man, squirrels are dumb.

#685

It's finally freaking cold out, unfortunately it's also freaking cold out.

#684

It doesn't matter how good or similar to Sunkist it is, I am the final judge of whether or not I will feel it feel it.

#683

I'm too critical for children.

#682

When you think about it, the Predator plasma caster is one of the worst designed weapons ever, functionally speaking.  It still looks super awesome.

#681

I'm not sure how they do things back in France, but here, when you say the 16th, it means the 16th.