#893

John Lennon has taken the black.

#892

Mr. Pibb is old money.

#891

Chains, wires, and American Gothic: everything kids love.

#890

Fruit Snacks are sugar.  Sugar is energy.  Energy is life.  Fruit Snacks are life.

#889

Should have called it Cat Dog Tooken.

#888

Ereshkegel, the Mesopotamian goddess of pelvic floor exercises.

#887

What do you mean there's no inferno barge?  What is this, amateur hour?

#886

Benben.

#885

I'm starting to rationalize my own interpretation of a creation myth.

#884

I don't know if I'd ever use it, but I kinda want the Nerf Dash Button just to have it.

#883

Ducks are just the most horrible monsters that have ever walked the Earth.

#882

I think revisiting the Mars and Gypsies plan might be a good idea between now and November.

#881

Death Star lamp, but not like the proper actual Death Star.

#880

So you're telling me that this Jesus fellow straight up cursed a tree just because he got a little hangry?

#879

Without milk, Honey Bunches of Oats tastes like how an incense shop smells.