#954

This is all Ethan's fault.

#953

If I could sign up for like, a subscription to ceviche and just have someone deliver it to me every day, that would be ideal.

#952

If the government was hiding aliens or Godzilla or whatever, they would be in the most secret places on earth, teacher's lounges.

#951

I guess I got no choice but to get swole.

#950

Ship captains really love Bomber Man.

#949

Humans existed seconds after dinosaurs went extinct.

#948

Hermes guide you, brother.

#947

Holy crap, this quesadilla.

#946

Holy crap, this duck.

#945

Jath rhyzzms.

#944

I'm considering taking a break after 1,000.

#943

Seriously, Adam?  Whatever, man, I'm getting ceviche.

#942

Spider-Man is just thunderening across all the territoritories.

#941

100% celibate pizza.

#940

More trains would solve a lot of problems.