#1016

My beard grows off to one side.

#1015

I'd rather be right than normal.

#1014

Good old Rick "Shotgun" Grimes and "Hand Cannon" Carl.

#1013

Goddamn it, Paul, I don't like you but your the only person talking about the stuff I like.

#1012

I just want the new wave of Nerf to come out so it can take my mind off of this mess.

#1011

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed, America.

#1010

Did anyone ever make fries with the ketchup on the inside?

#1009

I actually couldn't decide which TV show was less nauseating, more election coverage or people just gutting fish for their weird fish parts.

#1008

Dr. Strange

or

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Eye of Agamoto.

#1007

That's over 7 times worse.

#1006

I don't use it very often, but when I need it, Splashtop remote desktop thingy has saved my ass.

#1005

It's always nighttime in space.

#1004

The thing you have to remember is that people are people.

#1003

It doesn't matter if you just stumbled into it, if you start talking about dinosaurs around me, I'm gonna bring the knowledge.

#1002

Bakula?