#1031

Printmaking is the worst, but I am the best at it.

#1030

Gimme that White Russian now, you something something something....   Yeah.

#1029

John Lithgow is better than a Belgian assault rifle.

#1028

I'm like a strange wine, aged in a weird cask.

#1027

The weather isn't warm, it's spicy.

#1026

I starch my jeggings.

#1025

It wards off birds.  The subterranean birds.

#1024

Hey, hey, zzzzzzzzzzzzhh.

#1023

I used to think trash cans with foot pedals were fancy.

#1022

I should really get back into writing my dreams down again.

#1021

Don't worry, guys.  I found my spell book again.

#1020

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I never noticed that Cap just carries a handkerchief around with him in Age of Ultron.

#1019

Unequivocably.

#1018

Do you ever have that feeling where you can't tell if you're hungry or just bored?

#1017

Raisins are just an excuse for farmers to sell you grapes that have gone off.