#86

Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly jello man.

#85

My favorite part about most first-person shooter games is watching the reload animations.

#84

I think I would rather like to work for Nerf.

#83

I am honestly shocked this blog has gotten as many views as it has.

#82

Has anyone ever had an imaginary friend who had a major existential crisis because they didn't realize they were imaginary?

#81

Be excited in one week, but probably not for the reason you think, unless you know me personally.

#80

I love little pocket notebooks.

#79

The hat has been a wild success.

#78

When I get into a sword fight with someone, they had damn well better use the stupid sword.  Kicking will not be tolerated.

#77

Corn Flakes cereal was invented to be bland.  You're not meant to enjoy them.

#76

I feel like painting something...

#75

When I drink, I'm happy and everything is great.  Cold weather is like negative drinking for me.

#74

I was going to do a thing a few days ago, but I didn't.

#73

I'm going to attempt a hat.

#72

Feeling fine.