#421

3,000, goddamn.

#420

"Hey, Fritos are sharp."

      -Ethan

#419

CPR is necromancy.

#418

If one has a bump, it's the other one.

#417

The national sport of Russia is bad driving and dashboard cameras are the official sponsor.

#416

Nothing goes bad when you're dead.

#415

Don't advertise this as your poke range and then tell me to get in it.

#414

Noodles & Company is basically a guaranteed accidental curly.

#413

You're here because you do what you do.

#412

"Big enough you could kill someone with it" is totally a legitimate measurement of size.

#411

If you kiss someone while they fart, it's like you're playing the human trumpet.

#410

Yuck, cursive.

#409

I'm not a music person so I don't understand half of them, but music terminology has the coolest words.

#408

I wish this room had better carpet so I'd want to lay on it.

#407

Tahu is just angry because he's short.