#1459

Cuz she's a brick... swole.

#1458

Big the Cat is gonna feel my cheese.

#1457

I may be undead but my balls are still sensitive.

#1456

Now that I feel confident I won't be flooding my own blog with downer weepy Tim, I'm pleased to announce that Timsical Thoughts is back in action, same format, check back daily for whatever crazy crap pops into my head.

#1455

It's like there's a character named Anna Jones in a Bollywood movie.

#1454

The return of Jooooooooooe Moneeeeeeeeeyyyy.

#1453

Back on the down-turn.

#1452

You know your roommates, Frankopher and Stefawn.

#1451

The stuck presbyterians to Joe Biden to rebuild the universe.

#1450

You can't just scare kids into illiteracy.

#1449

Sebulbasaur.

#1448

Can I put my pencil standing up in your box hole?

#1447

Wiggity-Warframe.

#1446

It's really pronounced more like "blow bear."

#1445

That's great, it starts with a bird-snake, birds, snakes, and bird snakes.

Lenny Bruce is not a snake.