Dec 31, 2014
#331
Pharmaceutical ads always make the people in them look like crazy weirdos rather than making me sympathize with them.
Dec 30, 2014
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Dec 24, 2014
#324
If Santa weren't magic, the speed at which he needs to travel to visit every house on Earth is fast enough that he would burst into flames from the friction with the air.
Dec 23, 2014
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Dec 21, 2014
#321
Winter only just started. Up till now it's still been fall. It's also Yule, so have a good one.
Dec 20, 2014
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Dec 12, 2014
#312
If you are not the intended recipient of the time and time of day today at noon to get to your site to get a lot about it in your own risk to a good day and the new year is going through some old one is not an option.
- Actual autotext from my phone
- Actual autotext from my phone
Dec 11, 2014
#311
Maybe a couple days to get a good idea of a sudden I think it should not use this information to you soon and get the chance.
- Actual autotext from my phone
- Actual autotext from my phone
Dec 10, 2014
Dec 9, 2014
#309
To get to your account to cover all is going through some stuff done in time of day to the top of a new car is in your own custom design is not an option in this article to you.
- Actual autotext from my phone
- Actual autotext from my phone
Dec 8, 2014
#308
The I think it should also check the details on this one of those days are good and evil in a new York times a year and the rest is a great time at all the other side effects of a sudden.
- Actual autotext from my phone
- Actual autotext from my phone
Dec 7, 2014
#307
Beep bop kill may be the sound of the Mandroid, but the sound of my android phone is way more stupid.
Dec 6, 2014
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Nov 30, 2014
#300
I had a moment that made me feel like a slightly grown up person this weekend. For those not in America, this past Thursday was Thanksgiving, with the traditional Christmas shopping day on the following Friday. The thing that happened this year that I had never experienced before was a feeling of gloom and maybe a type of depression regarding shopping around this time. The fact that stores were opening on Thursday in order to entice people to go shopping on a holiday was extremely disheartening to me. It might have had something to do with how I was also miserably sick at the time, but the whole experience was fairly new to me since I'm typically a socially apathetic person. Maybe I'll start having more of my own opinions about stuff like this. Won't that be fun to hear about?
Nov 29, 2014
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Nov 25, 2014
#295
Do you ever start singing something and just replace random words with expletives, even to the point where it makes no sense at all?
Nov 24, 2014
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Nov 12, 2014
#282
This guy is talking some weird meta stuff about drops in the ocean but then an ocean in the drop, or something. I have no idea what he is talking about.
Nov 11, 2014
#281
Remember when that movie Immortals came out on the same day as Skyrim and no one went to go see it because Skyrim? It wasn't a very good movie anyway.
Nov 10, 2014
#280
I just realized I missed my opportunity to make a witty post about something Guy Fawkes related. Damn.
Nov 9, 2014
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Oct 4, 2014
#243
I want so many of these Infinity Blade 3D prints and I want to have them arranged in my tomb when I die like Egyptian Shabti dolls
Oct 3, 2014
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Oct 1, 2014
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Sep 9, 2014
#218
I can't speak for anyone else here, but a jingle-jangle morning sounds like the absolute worst.
Sep 8, 2014
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Sep 5, 2014
#214
Don't tell me I'm God and then make me wait for randomly spawning power-ups. God does not wait for randomly spawning power-ups.
Sep 4, 2014
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Aug 25, 2014
#203
Hooray, this blog has now passed 1,000 views, and well before 1,000 posts. If you wrote out all the numbers counting up, you wouldn't use the letter A until you got to one thousand (not including any "ands" from numbers like one hundred and ten).
Aug 24, 2014
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Aug 22, 2014
#200
Picking up from where I left off, another slightly odd thing that I was only recently aware of about me and my brain is that, as far as I can tell, I don't miss people or things when they aren't around. In grade school, I was never the one to ask if any of my friends wanted to play or hang out, I always waited for them to contact me. That's not to say I didn't enjoy being around my friends, I was just never compelled to be the one to ask. I'm still like that now to an extent. When either I or my wonderful girlfriend went out of the country over the last two summers, any communication we had over Skype or whatever was initiated by her 95% of the time. Again, not because I didn't want to talk to her, but just because it takes a lot for me to actually reach out to anyone else, especially regarding conversation.
Aug 21, 2014
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Aug 18, 2014
#196
Manta rays are cool, everyone agrees. But when someone makes up a species of giant, flying, armored, horned, super intelligent, predatory, prehistoric rays, it is one of the worst things ever.
Aug 17, 2014
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Aug 3, 2014
#181
I seriously had a dream that there were chicken strips in the freezer. Then today I was going to eat them for lunch and spent about 5 minutes looking for them before I remembered it was a dream.
Aug 2, 2014
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Jul 27, 2014
#174
The red ones burn, the blue ones freeze, the yellow ones electrocute, and the green ones poison, typically.
Jul 26, 2014
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Jul 19, 2014
#166
Nerf, your primary audience is children. They can't afford blasters that are upwards of $70, especially not when you have 3 such blasters lined up for release.
Jul 18, 2014
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Jul 15, 2014
#162
I will accept that it is the future when we have either floating cars or 3D holographic displays on regular computers and phones.
Jul 14, 2014
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Jul 12, 2014
#159
The beloved TV series Viral Video Film School is not dead after all. It isn't on TV anymore but it lives on in Brett Erlich's Youtube channel. Seriously, go check it out right now. This show needs a come-back.
Jul 11, 2014
Jul 10, 2014
#157
It might not be Nerf proper, but the Guardians of the Galaxy Starlord Quad-blaster is super fun to play with.
Jul 9, 2014
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Jul 4, 2014
#151
When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield.
If he's drawn to a fight and a duel is due,
Then the red, and the white, and the blue come through
When Captain America throws his mighty shieeeeeeld.
Jul 3, 2014
Jul 2, 2014
Jul 1, 2014
#148
To all my Swedish viewers, how the heck do you get a throaty "hwuh" sound from the letters STJ?
Case in point: "stjärnor"
Jun 30, 2014
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Jun 26, 2014
#143
The painting has been going so well, I made up a theme song for my "Late-Night Painting Adventures."
Jun 25, 2014
#142
Does anyone know what the French word "paruriére" means? None of the sources I've checked seem to recognize it.
Jun 24, 2014
#141
I think it's funny how the concept of time is so abstract to us that we use words relating to length in space to describe it, like long and short.
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 22, 2014
#139
Voldemort didn't have a nose either in the Harry Potter movies. He did at least have nostrils though.
Jun 21, 2014
Jun 20, 2014
#137
Why is it that old bands were allowed to have weird names? If someone tried to make a musical career in a band called ZZ Top nowadays, no one would take them seriously.
Jun 19, 2014
Jun 18, 2014
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Jun 16, 2014
#133
Why is it that Japanese designs for giant robots are so easily distinguishable from western giant robot designs?
Jun 15, 2014
#132
The fact that Maryland still has jousting as the state sport is amazing to me. Also, Maryland's state sport is totally jousting.
Jun 14, 2014
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Jun 4, 2014
#121
What if, when we do finally make contact with an extra terrestrial species, they have entirely different senses to the ones we have and we are totally incapable of communicating?
Jun 3, 2014
#120
I feel like I keep adding a bunch of change to my little coin bank, but it never seems any fuller.
Jun 2, 2014
Jun 1, 2014
#118
What happened with Lego Bionicle is a lot like TV shows nowadays. The first couple seasons were awesome but after 3 or 4 they gradually started to drop off until it ended. Then the company released a spinoff which is nowhere near as good as the original.
May 31, 2014
#117
Not sure if it was through friction or chemical corrosion but the clasp on my necklace totally disintegrated.
May 30, 2014
May 29, 2014
#115
Someone needs to make a better cherry flavor so that cherry flavored candy stops tasting like cough syrup.
May 28, 2014
May 27, 2014
#113
I think it's funny how, in popular media like video games and TV, skeletons are creepy, scary things that want to hurt you. People forget that everyone has a skeleton inside them.
May 26, 2014
#112
If you could drive a car straight up at highway speed, it would only take about an hour to get to space.
May 25, 2014
May 24, 2014
#110
Who decided gold was so valuable? Aside from electronics, its really only good for looking pretty. Ancient civilizations only knew about the latter and yet they were still really into gold.
May 23, 2014
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May 14, 2014
#100
Sometimes I wonder if there is something very different about my brain just based on the things that go on in my head. For example, whenever I'm traveling from point A to point B, whether that be a 3 hour drive or a 5 minute walk, I always imagine myself in some sort of fantastical situation. I wouldn't think too much of it except that I'm the only person I know of who does this. Typically I don't actually act out any of the stuff I imagine, but my friends are all pretty familiar with my tendencies of swinging imaginary swords around or shooting imaginary guns at imaginary space robot aliens, or whatever. Even when I'm not physically acting anything out, I'll still tense up as though I'm preparing for something or I'll pretend that wherever I am is completely abandoned. Anything to make that transitional period more interesting.
May 13, 2014
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May 7, 2014
#93
I think my iPad is haunted, either that or Siri screamed at me.
"I didn't quite catch that..."
-Siri
May 6, 2014
#92
Sometimes when I'm sitting still for long periods of time, I feel like various parts of my body are twisted around, but not because they hurt, they just feel backwards.
May 5, 2014
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May 3, 2014
#89
Once again, thanks to my sister for coming in the day after and stealing all my birthday thunder. Every year. It's like she plans it like this.
May 2, 2014
May 1, 2014
#87
If you know what Beltane is, I hope you have a good one. *wink* Otherwise, don't worry about it.
Apr 30, 2014
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Apr 26, 2014
#82
Has anyone ever had an imaginary friend who had a major existential crisis because they didn't realize they were imaginary?
Apr 25, 2014
#81
Be excited in one week, but probably not for the reason you think, unless you know me personally.
Apr 24, 2014
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Apr 22, 2014
#78
When I get into a sword fight with someone, they had damn well better use the stupid sword. Kicking will not be tolerated.
Apr 21, 2014
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Apr 14, 2014
#70
Mattel, what are you doing? Boomco? Really? You're only now getting into dart blasters and "Boomco" is the best you can come up with?
Apr 13, 2014
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Apr 9, 2014
#65
If you brought one of those cheap electric handheld fans and brought it into the International Space Station, could you use it to fly around?
Apr 8, 2014
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Apr 6, 2014
#62
I think Guerdon Trueblood takes first place in the best name ever competition. I believe he did compositing for movies like The Avengers and The Lord of the Rings.
Apr 5, 2014
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Mar 31, 2014
#56
I should clarify: I don't mean I collect lint as a hobby, that's weird. I mean I happen to find a lot of lint on my person.
Mar 30, 2014
Mar 29, 2014
#54
How do the floors inside covered garages always end up just as wet as every other stretch of road when it rains?
Mar 28, 2014
Mar 27, 2014
#52
All the weird/crazy people I know, excluding myself, seem to wear those Peruvian beanie type hats. Especially ones that are made to look like animals.
Mar 26, 2014
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Mar 24, 2014
#49
Its always disappointing to me that things like cocoa, cinnamon, and vanilla taste awful on their own when I know they are delicious when you add sugar.
Mar 23, 2014
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Mar 19, 2014
#44
Diamonds as gems are kind of lame. Yes, they're super hard and sparkly, but there are a thousand other types of stone that are way more interesting to look at.
Mar 18, 2014
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Mar 15, 2014
#40
Remember in middle school when you were told that glass was actually just a super slow liquid? Was that ever actually confirmed by anyone?
Mar 14, 2014
#39
Hooray, this blog page has made it to 100 views, so here's a special thought:
I have this idea for a mobile phone that is built into a glove where the number pad is laid out on the digits of the wearer's fingers so that the index finger contains 1, 2, and 3, and so on. The thumb would be used to dial the numbers. It could even have a modular design where people could add features like an LCD screen or a webcam for Skype or whatever other video calling service. Because of this, the base unit could be sold relatively cheaply.
I have this idea for a mobile phone that is built into a glove where the number pad is laid out on the digits of the wearer's fingers so that the index finger contains 1, 2, and 3, and so on. The thumb would be used to dial the numbers. It could even have a modular design where people could add features like an LCD screen or a webcam for Skype or whatever other video calling service. Because of this, the base unit could be sold relatively cheaply.
Mar 13, 2014
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#36
If other stars are swirling around the galaxy, and Earth is rotating on its axis, and it takes millions of years for starlight to reach your eyes, do the photons follow a curved path through space?
Mar 10, 2014
#35
I don't especially like the direction Nerf is going with electronic dart blasters. I'd much rather see more innovation in mechanical, air powered blasters.
Mar 9, 2014
#34
If you took all the gold that's ever been found across the span of human history and melted it down, it would only take up about a 20 meter cube.
Mar 8, 2014
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Mar 6, 2014
#31
I think our mastery of irony and sarcasm alone is testament enough to how advanced humans are as a species.
Mar 5, 2014
#30
Everything about your personality as a unique individual is just chemicals and electricity in the right places of a squishy grey blob.
Mar 4, 2014
#29
I wonder if there's ever been a person with good enough physical coordination that they can't fall down.
Mar 3, 2014
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Feb 28, 2014
#25
Sometimes I start laughing at a funny idea I had and then I realize it wasn't that funny so I laugh at how disproportionate the initial laugh was, and this goes on for anywhere between 5 and 30 minutes.
Feb 27, 2014
#24
If you don't know what a Ground Effect Vehicle (Ekranoplan) is, look it up and ask why aren't they being used?
Feb 26, 2014
Feb 25, 2014
#22
If you went back in time with a standard array of modern technology, how easily could you convince the Vikings or whatever that you are a god?
Feb 24, 2014
#21
From the beginning of the ancient Egyptian empire to the end was longer than from the end until now. What.
Feb 23, 2014
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Feb 20, 2014
#17
If everyone in the world jumped into the ocean at the same time, would it cause massive coastal flooding on a global scale?
Feb 19, 2014
Feb 18, 2014
#15
Whenever a bird flies into a window and leaves a print of itself on the glass, it makes me think birds are possibly the dustiest animals ever.
Feb 17, 2014
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#13
Have you ever thought that everyone sees color differently? Like, what you call red, in your vision, I might call blue, but because I can't see exactly what you see, we agree on what red or blue is.
Feb 15, 2014
Feb 14, 2014
#11
If you died every time you fell asleep but still woke up with the same reliability as sleep, would you feel more rested after being dead for the night?
Feb 13, 2014
#10
Could someone make a successful gym which is free to use where all the workout equipment is connected to generators and make money selling energy?
Feb 12, 2014
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Feb 10, 2014
#7
It's really trippy to think that the universe is infinitely fractal so that Milky Way galaxy would be an atom in a much larger context, and that subatomic particles are tiny star systems and so on and so forth.
Feb 9, 2014
#6
What if in modern western society, people were expected to get a pilot's license the same way we're expected to get a driver's license?
Feb 8, 2014
#5
I think if I ever got mugged, my reaction would be to scream "Hello" at my attacker because I'd think they didn't know I was there.
Feb 7, 2014
#4
Imagine a tiny speck, smaller than basically everything. Now take an innumerable amount of these specks and shoot them through space so fast that whatever it collides with becomes superheated and glows intensely, and once these specks stop moving, everything that got pushed out of the way slams back together making a deafening boom. That's lightning.
Feb 6, 2014
Feb 5, 2014
#2
It's weird how sheep's wool seems to grow out to a certain length and then it just stops until they get shorn, but even if they don't it stays that length.
Feb 4, 2014
#1
If everyone in the world faced east and sneezed at the same time, would it create a cyclone around the planet?
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